Discover How Many Lip Licks It Takes For LL Cool J To Host The Grammys
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Charlie majored in English, and now he looks at the internet all day. Contact him at charliemorrigan1337@gmail.com. 
LL Cool J hosted the Grammys last night, and he also licked his lips hella much! The self-proclaimed lothario of rap loves to lick his lips like all the time, because that way everyone knows LL is a sensual man who is ready to romance you. Thankfully, VH1 compiled all the lick lips for you so you don’t have to count yourself. 
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