When Auto-Corrected Text Message Flirting Goes Wrong
Brian: Hey, what’s up?
Amber: Hey! Nothing, you?
Brian: Chillin. Last night was really fun. Thanx for being so cool about me bringing my friend STD along
Brian: *Syd along
Amber: Haha no prob!
Brian: Do you wanna shart later?
Brian: *party later?
Amber: Yeah maybe!
Brian: Great. Any cool uncles?
Amber: Not yet
Brian: Okay well I have a couple of different odors
Brian: We could meet up in a van
Brian: I meant in a bar
Amber: Haha NBD. G2G will txt u l8r
Brian: Okay hope to see you at some point in the kite
Brian: Autocorrect is so stipple
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