When Auto-Corrected Text Message Flirting Goes Wrong
By
She writes funny lists for her blog enlisted.tumblr.com as well as offensively girly articles for eHow Style. ... Brian: Hey, what’s up?
Amber: Hey! Nothing, you?
Brian: Chillin. Last night was really fun. Thanx for being so cool about me bringing my friend STD along
Brian: *Syd along
Brian: Lol
Amber: Haha no prob!
Brian: Do you wanna shart later?
Brian: *party later?
Amber: Yeah maybe!
Brian: Great. Any cool uncles?
Brian: Plans?
Amber: Not yet
Brian: Okay well I have a couple of different odors
Brian: *ideas
Brian: We could meet up in a van
Brian: Bar
Brian: I meant in a bar
Brian: Sorry
Amber: Haha NBD. G2G will txt u l8r
Brian: Okay hope to see you at some point in the kite
Brian: Nite
Brian: Autocorrect is so stipple
Brian: Nipple
Amber: …Stupid?
Brian: Nipple
Brian: …Bye 
You should follow Thought Catalog on Twitter here.
-
http://perryandmina.wordpress.com/2012/11/12/monday-links-for-the-week-after-a-busy-weekend/ Monday Links For The Week … After A Busy Weekend … | Our Adventures In The Middle East
-
http://textagirl.org/text-this-to-a-girl-bodybuilding-com-2/ Text This To A Girl Bodybuilding.com | Text a Girl
Recently Cataloged
-
A 20-Year-Old’s Diary Entries From June, 1971
I realize that one can’t turn heterosexual overnight, but I thought I’d no longer be having gay desires.
Richard Grayson will be eligible to collect social security benefits in June 2013. A retired lawyer and college ...
-
The 6 Most Overblown Health Scares Millennials Have To Deal With
Buying organic food is great when you want to feel good about yourself. Buying organic food when you want to save the world is another matter.
By Matt Saccaro
Matt Saccaro is a writer, administrator, e-book author and sometimes provocateur.
-
Dead Month, Dead Me
I was raised in privilege and I attack myself for this, questioning my right to be anything but happy.
By Anonymous
Email us your confessions: anonymous@thoughtcatalog.com. For publication, that is.
-
Beyonce On Gender Equality, Power, And Who Decides What’s Sexy
What happens in a world where we don’t try to control one another, but live in harmonious acceptance of one another? Those in power are debunked. They will have to learn to be loved and revered for who they are, not what position they hold.
Brianna Wiest is a writer at Thought Catalog. Follow her @briaeliza, or contact her at brianna@thoughtcatalog.com
View Comments
Add Yours »