What Game Of Thrones Characters Would Tweet, If They Had Twitter

Jun. 12, 2012

By Brandon Scott Gorrell info

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With the Game of Thrones season finale just recently behind us, I’ve noticed that I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about some of Game of Thrones’ unsolved mysteries and plot developments. Who is Jaqen H’ghar? When do we get to see the dragons destroy civilization? What of the approaching zombie war? What would Game of Thrones characters do if they had Twitter accounts? In my unfortunate state of Game of Thrones withdrawal, I decided to investigate the possibilities. Here, in chronological order — for clarity (as opposed to reverse-chronological order, as would be presented in a standard Twitter feed) — are the imagined tweets of what a number of Game of Thrones characters would tweet, if they had Twitter.

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  • http://fifthfloorfuckers.wordpress.com nishantjn

    So, now we’re just going to share jokes and memes on TC?

  • http://twitter.com/autumnrainwish Priyanka Singh (@autumnrainwish)

    lol Poor Jorah #foreveralone :P

  • maybeemily

    Hot Pie @hotpie: HOTPIE!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/RNUKEZ Robine Nucum (@RNUKEZ)

    jorah’s stuck in the advisor zone.. so sad.

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  • Sunny

    Can you please please please please please please please PLEASE make more of these; these are actually hilarious hahahaha it’s making my day

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  • John

    Stannis Baratheon @stannis_trueheir
    Begatting another dark shadow tonight
    A brown one if I play my cards right

  • http://twitter.com/Bealtaine6 chloe cass (@Bealtaine6)

    I heart this so so much!I actual can’t describe the delight I felt reading it!:p

  • http://autumnvillanelle.tumblr.com/ Eni

    i just died from laughing my head off

  • jake

    Hodor @hodor:

    Hodor

  • Rachel

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DYING!

  • http://twitter.com/ahmadhasan87 Ahmed Hassan (@ahmadhasan87)

    hahahha…. ser jorah ….. i love himmmm

  • tiarooni

    This are hilarious but I tried to share it with my husband. How come captchas don’t work?

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  • http://twitter.com/mikeyil Michaelangelo Ilagan (@mikeyil)

    Creator clearly doesn’t use Twitter. Period in the username? Cmon.

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  • Luz

    laughed out loud, like really loudly. MAKE MORE! hahaha

  • http://twitter.com/katiereedII Katie Reed (@katiereedII)

    Hahaha I laugh every time I reread this.

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