Stocking Stuffers For 20-Somethings
1. Official bank statements allowing for much deserved student loan forgiveness
2. Bottles of Adderall, Xanax, Vicodin, and their respective (unlimited) prescription refills
3. Links to the OkCupid profiles of people you will have chemistry with in real life
4. DUI/STD immunity cloaks
5. Prepaid rent for the next seven years
6. “Get out of hospital free” cards
7. Anti-ambivalence serum
9. Free and unlimited iTunes downloads
10. Watch Instantly access to everything on Netflix
11. A compilation of the best photos ever taken of you
12. Planned Parenthood fast passes
13. Lists of employers begging to hire
14. Court-approved cease and desist letters for anyone/ anything (MTV, I’m looking at you)
15. Recordings and written documentation of every compliment you have ever received ever
16. Hair and waistline insurance
17. A bottle of wine that is not by Charles Shaw
18. Enough youthful idealism to get us through next year
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