People, Other Than Pimps, For Whom It Is Also Hard Out Here
Folks who left their jacket at home on an unexpectedly chilly October day
Escaped zoo animals
People whose sole source of income is their homemade soap company
Mothers with two sets of triplets
That kid in your seventh grade computer class who did not follow the teacher’s rule of “save early, save often”
The other kid who saved early and saved often but still managed to lose their entire HTML project
Boba Fett, or really anyone in the employ of Jabba the Hutt
Tom and Katie’s mutual friends who now have to choose which mansion to go to for Oscar parties
Misunderstood sharks (only January Jones looks out for them)
Charlie Chaplin, after Hitler stole his facial hair
People who are too timid to tell the waiter that this … this is not what they ordered
Adult fans of Pretty Little Liars
Those who unknowingly exclaim “Jesus Christ!” in front of a nun
Those who unknowingly hit on a nun
A Philly cheesesteak vendor in New York, who is constantly dodging accusations of inauthenticity
Those who honestly prefer Nintendo 64 to any other video game console
Bearded ladies who can’t grow beards
A rapper without a posse
That guy who really does read Playboy for the articles
Prostitutes with whiny pimps
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i inhaled deeply. your scent, your deodorant, your cologne, even your morning breath. i know these scents so well and the familiarity is comforting.
This video of a puppy watching a scene we’re so familiar with and evoking the same sentiments we once felt is oddly heartwarming, extremely precious and a dash of funny.
You died, and the hope that you would one day love us back the way we loved you died with you.
Weight Watchers likes to say that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Which I guess means they’ve never tasted Cinnamon Toast Crunch.