New Emoticons For Celebrities
Kirk Cameron (complete with rosary beads).
Skinny Drew Carey with his fancy new glasses.
Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows.
Astro, the Jetsons’ canine companion.
Conan O’Brien, not to be confused with Alice of The Brady Bunch.
Henry Winkler as Fonzie.
Macaulay Culkin, upon realizing that his heroin supply is low.
Wallace Shawn, Vizzini in The Princess Bride.
Dolly Parton (complete with inexplicable boobs).
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It was excruciating. I was so bored. All we did was hold the throttle and sit there. All the coffee in the world couldn’t have kept me aware and upbeat. I stared at my odometer. Miles passed so slowly while time raced on.
He holds my hand in his lap, looks me directly into the eyes and says, “I love you more than the amount of sperm a blue robin makes.”
Took my own braces off with nail clippers.