Meet Me Offline

Jan. 13, 2012
Stephanie Georgopulos is/was/forever will be from Brooklyn, NY.

Meet me offline tonight, ‘cause a 73 x 73 thumbnail isn’t enough you. I want you in the highest resolution, in four dimensions, the only way I know how to look at something beautiful. You weren’t made for the screen you know, and neither was the broken skin where you cut yourself shaving and the almost-invisible hairs that paint the corners of your upper lip and that one crooked eyelash that bends at a 45-degree angle. Who was foolish enough to think they could squeeze everything noteworthy about you into an avatar? You’re too pretty for pixels.

Put up an away message and let’s go away, somewhere we can power down and still feel electric, somewhere that doesn’t need password protecting. Let’s lose ourselves and find ourselves in a place with no Yelp reviews, no Google results, no Foursquare check-ins. The distance between your eyes and mine is uncharted territory, that’s a good place to start. Let’s look there first.

Tonight, I want to push all of your buttons except the one that says Like. I want to eat too slowly and argue over Tim Burton’s best film and take your mother’s side; I want you to look at me like you want to strangle me or kiss me or both and maybe then I’ll undo a couple of your buttons or my buttons and how’s that for a notification? I want to be the one to alert you.

Sign off and log out and shut down so we can meet up and go out and get high on fingers touching fingers and tongues pressing tongues instead of fingers pressing buttons. What I want to give to you is too large to attach, what I want to give to you can’t be uploaded or emailed or right-click-saved. Meet me so that we can remember how to connect without a router and a modem and a satellite, do it so that we don’t forget.

Just unplug for a while, ‘cause I can’t download the space between your shoulder blades and I need your back in my hands to remember how bodies work. I want to relearn your skin with an open palm, not a single finger, you know what I mean? ‘Cause what I mean is I want to touch you, not Poke you; I want to like you, not Like you; I want to love you, not Heart you. I want to live in a place void of scare quotes, of capitalized letters that inject semantics, a place void of tonal ambiguity. I want to live in a place where the space between your back exists, where it’s wire-less and not wireless, a place where I can like you in lowercase. Let me like you. TC mark

You should follow Thought Catalog on Twitter here.


image – Shutterstock

Cataloged in

Text Size:

A | A | A

  • http://somuchtocome.blogspot.com/ Aja

    I wonder how many people are going to email this to the one they adore.  I hope none.  Kind of defeats the purpose of this beautifully turned out essay.  Stephanie sometimes you’re good in the role of the cynic but whenever I read something like this, I know that you’re one of the biggest romantics out there. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    i read the last line as ‘letmelikeyou’ for some reason

  • Rachel Butters Scotch

    The best sentiments.

  • LazyReader

    This is simply marvy.  I’m half-tempted to use this for my next OKCupid rewrite.
    …..except I can only imagine all the pervy replies. *sigh*

  • kd1034

    Awesome. So so awesome. Wish I didn’t read this on a computer – that’s how much I agree.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VYDVROKY4PUBOKUHB3QF42FH2Y Paul S

    Steph, I think you and I would get along very well…

  • http://twitter.com/palespectre olydig

    Sigh.  I wish I can utter those to the one I adore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rich.edghill Rich Edghill

    Don’t even want to Share it.

  • Guest

    This is so nice.

  • Dee

    this is fucking gorgeous.

  • http://twitter.com/laurajaynemart laura jayne martin

    Daaaamn. Between this and “The last time I tweeted was 7PM, from Eataly!” you have really done it this week.

  • Smashton

    I thought it was kind of cheesy…then I realized it was written by a woman. I like it more now.

  • Asdf

    Excellent! Clicking “like” on a Disqus comment or in Facebook now suddenly gives me a slight… tingling sensation.

  • Alina D.

    Amazing! but what is the fourth dimension?

  • http://twitter.com/scruzz Shawn

    That was sexy.

  • Ellipsis5

    I know the feeling. :-/ Beautifully written!

  • http://twitter.com/0mSweet0m Jennifer Fallingstar

    The truest of  loves,  is lowercase love.

  • Sam

    length width depth and time!

  • jp

    beautiful

  • Dreamer

    Perfection. Flawless. Thank you.

  • Lu Han

    wow, just wow. Thank you 

  • Melyssa

    You should record this as a spoken word and post it on YouTube. 

    Please.

  • Sophia

    Have you ever thought about doing Spoken Word? Your writing style makes me think you would be really great at it.

  • amnicr

    This was so gorgeous. And terribly fitting to most situations I’ve found myself in romantically as of late.

  • Guest

    This was amazing, so sensual

  • Megan G

    I was a Thought Catalog virgin until this Fall, and this is the first piece I’ve shared. I feel a little like I’m cheating on Ryan O’Connell who is really who got me hooked, but this is so perfect. And it’s true, you should do spoken word.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ledkthu Lilac Wine

    meet me offline Stephanie!

  • http://cathyespiritu.wordpress.com/ Cathy

    My exact sentiments.

  • http://www.nicholeexplainsitall.com EarthToNichole

    this article made me horny.

  • Beans

    Goosebumps!

  • Cesca

    Beautiful and spectacularly accurate to many situations these days.

  • scott

    pretty please…. that was fantastic

  • Rianagoren

    So hot

  • bec.

    love love love this.

  • sarah

    This is absolutely wonderful, and so prescient

  • Vikrams

    I wanna meet you offline …. :)

  • Joseph

    This is absolutely outstanding. I Like you, and I’d like to like you too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072327612 Ketsia Leste

    I’d hate you for writing this before I did… but it’s too lovely a piece!!!
    I’d rather ♥ you for this one!
    Thanks

Recently Cataloged

  • Confessions Of An International Traveler

    The first time I got drunk and threw up was the first time I was abroad: I was in Prague, and I was 17. I lied and told the people I was with that I had been drunk before, but I hadn’t and I overdid it. I very clearly remember puking, and thinking to myself, “Well, this is stupid.”

    Nicole Trilivas is the author of the novel, PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES.
  • 26 Lesser-Known Reasons To Call Your Girlfriend

    It’s also time that you two “had the talk.” But in this case, “the talk” is about how you need more dish soap, and you’re really sorry that you forgot to put it on the list, but you didn’t think she was going to go to the store straight from work.
    Laura lives and writes in NYC.
  • 8 Ways Female Party Animals Behave Like Actual Animals

    Hell hath no fury like a hungry drunk girl. A drunk girl who wants (NEEDS) food is more dangerous then an angry dinosaur who wants her stolen egg back.
    Donielle Muransky lives and writes in New York City. For now.
  • My Letter To Cosmopolitan Magazine

    The tip I found most upsetting was “Try placing a donut on your man’s shaft. Then go down on him while slowly devouring the tasty treat.” You see, Cosmo, I have Celiac’s Disease, which means I can’t eat wheat flour, the #1 ingredient in donuts. It’s tragic to think of all the ways this negatively impacts my sex life.

    Alison Griffin Vingiano is a Brooklyn based writer & comedian.