Lesser Known Fast-Food Seasonal Treats
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- Arby’s Ultimate Turducken
- Kenny Rogers Roasters’ Black Friday Charred Po’ Boy
- Quzino’s “Oops! All Lamb!” Passover Sandwich
- Denny’s Cyber Monday Digital Crepe.exe
- Subway Biodegradable Earth Day Brown Gravy Hero
- Popeye’s Foot Health Awareness Day Chicken Mistletoes Bowl (feet included)
- Boston Market’s Thanksgiving Tension-Filled WASP Pot Pie
- Wolfgang Puck’s Social Climbing Sunday Self-Aware Gingerbread Men
- Chipotle’s Reanimated Day of the Dead Burrito Bowl
- KFC’s Antietam Anniversary Bloody Biscuits
- In ‘N’ Out Burger’s Buy Nothing Day Deep-Fried Reuben in a Slow-Drip IV
- Chick Fil-A’s See We Love Minorities Matzoh Thing
- Bennigan’s Off-The-Wagon Day O’Doul’s-Soaked “Rum” Balls
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