Fairy Tales For 20-Somethings: Little Red Riding Hood Joins OKCupid
Little Red Riding Hood put up a profile on OkCupid, but all she got were these creepy messages from wolves.
“Well that was disappointing,” she said to herself, then went out and bought a vibrator.
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2. You’re kind of avoiding introducing them to your friends.
16. Evidence also indicates that we may have had our first bisexual or lesbian first lady.
You can, instead, be the friend who was talking about your latest dates, the fantastic lovers you’ve taken, the goals you’ve set for yourself and the goals you’ve accomplished, all while being proud of understanding the role that you want love to play in your life, and maybe the fact that you will not just settle for someone for the sake of having it.
““I miss you, ya know? But I don’t at the same time. I don’t miss this.”