Fairy Tales For 20-Somethings: Aladdin Can’t Figure Out How To Apologize To His Girlfriend
Aladdin really wanted to win Jasmine back but he didn’t know how to do it. He googled tips for meaningful apologies and texted with the Genie for more ideas. He even read an article called “14 Ways To Get Her Back,” which he really thought would do the trick.
Finally, he closed his laptop and wrote her a letter by hand, telling her honestly how he felt. But he couldn’t find a stamp so he just texted her, “srsly babe im so sry.”
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Satanic compulsions, you say? If that’s what you call loving someone, what do you call killing?