Disney World Rides For Children Who Don’t Believe In Magic
The Carousel of Reasonable Achievements
Big Thunder Mountain Pontiac Vibe
“It’s a Corporate-Sponsored Media-Dominated World”
Splash Mountain of W-4 Paperwork
The Magic Turnstiles of Aladdin
The Hall of City Comptrollers
The Introverted Tea Party
Peter Pan’s Layover in Baltimore
Walt Disney’s Enchanted Xbox Room (Single Riders Only)
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Took my own braces off with nail clippers.
…So let’s go there.
It’s 2 A.M. and you find yourself in front of a fast food restaurant. The world spins, your stomach growls, and your heart beats. You’re drunk and hungry.
I could write a whole spiel about my distaste for the great American scam that is the unpaid internship, but I digress.