Choose Your Own Adventure: Cinco De Mayo

May. 4, 2012

By Gaby Dunn info

Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City. She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ...

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You wake up the next morning in Tijuana, Mexico clutching a shivering chihuahua for warmth. You remember nothing except that your crush was murdered by a donkey painted to look like a zebra. F-ck you, Cinco de Mayo.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/addison.vawters Addison Vawters

    Damn you Gaby Dunn. 

    This was great idea.

  • http://twitter.com/emilcDC Emil Caillaux

    This is very, very cool.

  • http://www.about.me/tanyasalyers Tanya Salyers

    So fun, do this more!

  • http://twitter.com/pardimate Steph Carcieri

    Who cares about my crush, I just exchanged numbers with Donald Glover.

  • Anonymous

    xx

  • http://www.spoonfight.com/ Gunny Sack

    Why am I a girl?

  • Domino

    ahahahahahha, awesome.

  • Dogz

    can you please do a part 2

  • guest

    ahahaha Taco Bell

  • http://twitter.com/Amphx AnnamariaPhilippeaux

    This was a LOT of fun, I wanna see more of these!

  • http://summerslowrunner.wordpress.com/ Summer

    Amazing! I’m currently sitting in bed with my laptop on my lap with no plans at all, so I’m feeling quite #foreveralone but also strangely content with having no obligations [or friends] for the day. 

    • ObieGrrl

      I’m with you in solidarity! I’ve had a bong in my face for the past hour as I’ve been watching Gossip Girl. Whoa is me…perhaps I should be watching a Telenovela? 

      • Guestropod

        that sounds perfect and awesome

  • MadiCaruso

    This was great! ah I loved these kinds of stories when I was younger. So fun!

  • Anonymous

    Too bad there’s not an “It’s Also Derby Day in Kentucky” option. We Kentuckians have had two HUGE reasons to drink all day today! :)

  • Andrea

    I had no idea what this was, just thought it was some bad editing (Sorry Gaby!). Then I read the comments and realized! Oh! THIS. I know what this is. How clever. Loved it. :)

  • Guest

    Supermoon > Cinco De Mayo

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