Choose Your Own Adventure: Cinco De Mayo
You wake up the next morning in Tijuana, Mexico clutching a shivering chihuahua for warmth. You remember nothing except that your crush was murdered by a donkey painted to look like a zebra. F-ck you, Cinco de Mayo.
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Ask yourself, “What am I doing TODAY?”
I screw up with relationships and I mess up at work. I get angry and say things I don’t mean to my friends or people I love.
Understand that it’s not easy to hear how someone you love very much is dissatisfied with you.
You know we are in the thick of summer when you leave your apartment and on the 10 minute walk to the subway you are basically DRENCHED.