Band Breakups
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Jefferson Airplane: Don’t you want somebody to love?
Joy Division: But love, love will tear us apart, again.
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Hole: Go on, take everything! Take everything! Take everything!
Gnarls Barkley: I think you’re crazy.
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Feist: Tell me that you love me more.
Rage Against The Machine: Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!
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The Clash: Should I stay or should I go?
Pavement: If I could settle down, then I would settle down.
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The Supremes: Stop! In the name of love…
The Everly Brothers: Love is just a lie, made to make you blue.
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Soft Cell: Sometimes I feel I’ve got to run away, I’ve got to get away…
Foster The People: You better run, better run faster than my bullet.
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New Order: I still find it so hard to say what I need to say.
LCD Soundsystem: I wish we could talk about it, but there, that’s the problem.
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Beck: I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
War: Why can’t we be friends?
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Neil Young: Tell me why …
The Rolling Stones: I can’t get no satisfaction.
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The Doors: This is the end, beautiful friend.
Pixies: But if you go I shall surely die!
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Belle & Sebastian: Cause we’re seeing other people, at least that’s what we say we are doing. So how are you feeling?
Coldplay: No one ever said it would be this hard. Oh, take me back to the start.
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Buzzcocks: Ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Talking Heads: BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! 
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