A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things That Trigger My Anxiety

Spot on. 

#2 yes yes yes.

I am going to make my own list it will probably consist of the same things but be 4x longer

internet poetry

ding ding

i played this game once, mentally listing everything that gave me anxiety. it’s been going on for about 4 months now

missing calls and voicemails. classic.

i had to double-check to make sure i didn’t write this. soooo dead on.

I literally feel exactly the same way! Hahah. Oh, and doorbells, no matter where I am >_<

I’m always anxious programming a piece of equipment and letting it run for the night, not so much because I don’t trust the equipment, but mainly because I suck at programming electronics…I could never figure out how to get the VCR to begin recording at a certain time, so forget setting different cycles on 2D electrophoresis.  Gah!

freakishly accurate

Currently nervously laughing because going down this list triggered my anxiety.

Oh man. Reading that made me squeamish. Add  ”Yellowstone volcano blowing up” and “student loan payments” and you have my life exactly. Ex-act-ly.

damien rice. lol.

A Brief List Of Things That Trigger MY Anxiety:

1.  Reading the line below- but then reveling in the fact that my “dumber” occupation has resulted in apparently a level of happiness, confidence and financial stability the author clearly does not possess. 
“Learning of people’s occupational successes if they are younger than me/ in a dumber field (i.e. real estate)”PS Johanna- “Dumber” isn’t a word. The actual definition of the word cannot be comparative.

Top Chef. pure truth.

Omg body soil I didn’t even think about that. Helppopp

I think the use of the word (or non-word) “dumber” was successful in portraying the absurdity of such a statement. If you’re truly comfortable in your occupation there is no need to get all defensive. Chill man, it’s the internet.

I forgot my xannie this morning :( waaaa

this made me lol

except it’s e.g., not i.e.

“People I used to respect relentlessly tweeting about their boyfriends/
perfect life inspiring me to hover over the ‘unfollow’ button.”

Holy sh*t, yes. Except I don’t hover, I totally hit ‘unfollow’. People who feel the need to brag this much are usually masking some type of insecurity, dissatisfaction, or character flaw. Or are truly just that annoying. Either way, I’m unfollowing you. (Did I really just use that as a verb?)

Salie Mae and Crock Pots (individually, not together…although…..)

 Reading this made me anxious

Hearing noises when I drive my car
Thinking I hear noises when I drive my car
Thinking about hearing noises when I drive my car
Being late

SO stressful! I hate my car.

holy freaking crap I love this.  Will also add: That 6 seconds between when the cashier swipes your card and the “approved” receipt prints.  Also, whirring blenders.

TOP CHEF

my dog’s mortality, twitter updates and missed calls. oh, i can so relate!

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Most things on this list, but add:
-driving
-being a passenger while someone  else is driving
-flying
-the subway
basically any form of transportation besides ships, trains that are not underground, or walking.

Gingers

The limbo between adding someone you met on facebook and them accepting you

“Learning of people’s occupational successes if they are younger than me/ in a dumber field (i.e. real estate)”  PRETTY FUCKING MUCH!

Now I’m reflecting on the medium/high amount of anxiety we each carry with us daily and only lose during a big O or a really good dream…

DON’T FORGET THE WORLD ENDING BECAUSE IT’S 2012

My pickles don’t expire until 1213 so, I think we’re good.

Wow… I feel like this was pulled from my own brain. I can definitely relate.

very similar to my list haha

1213? Your pickles are expired.