18 Things I Want

You can have #11 now. New laws just took effect — talk to your doc!

#15!!! YES! Peeing is sooo annoying! It requires so much work as a woman.

I thought #5 said immediate cures for bug bites, pimples and sideburns.

Never have to give ANY tests

I want to hear your alternative ending to Cabin in the Woods!

1. To be with x
2. To visit SF
3. To visit Paris
4. To be back at school
5. To not have to leave home
6. Twister fries from McDonald’s
7. Better alcohol tolerance
8. For Facebook to stop being so buggy
9. To kill Timeline and go back to the old layout
10. To Skype with x
11. Better writing skills
12. Cadbury milk chocolate mmmm
13. A manicure
14. A pedicure
15. Hairless legs
16. For my feet to stop aching after wearing heels
17. The courage to want to know the things I don’t wanna know
18. A foot massage ’cause goddamn my feet really hurt

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Hey I want to hear your alternate Cabin In The Woods ending! plz?

Ctrl+Z for life

Cabin in the Woods ending. We need to hear it. What could possibly beat smoking a joint while the world ends? (Answer: a lot of things.) Please tell us.

1. Unlimited flights on demand to anywhere in the world.
2. A reliable car.
3. To produce a hip-hop album with David Bowie.
4. Perfect vision.
5. 6-pack abs
6. A custom tuxedo
7. To know I’ll be a good father.
8. To made a video game where every enemy is Tom Cruise.
9. A Basset Hound puppy that stays a puppy forever.
10. To know how to skateboard.
11. A better knowledge of wines.
12. Every line of Shakespeare memorized.
13. To meet the queen.
14. A relationship with someone whose family likes me.
15. A world where people truly think for themselves.
16. To truly think for myself more.
17. Fluency in every language.
18. Just one more wish.

1. A job
2, Freedom
3. To volunteer in South America
4. To volunteer in Africa
5. To be able to fall in love
6. To sleep in an igloo
7. To sleep in a treehouse
8. A tortoise
9. Bravery to travel for longer
10. A car
11. My own place
12. To be valued
13. To write a book
14. Magical powers
15. Happiness
16. To run a marathon
17. Fat free chocolate
18. Unlimited Italian Ice-cream

1. To not have to pay back my student loans.
2. To not have to worry about money.
3. For money to become irrelevant.
4. For my speeding ticket to magically disappear.
5. Magic roads that take you wherever it is you want to go in about an hour.
6. For my boyfriend to not be so far away.
7. To win the lottery.
8. Never have to really work.
9. To get my masters in case #8 doesn’t work out.
10. A huge cupcake, 90% frosting 10% cake.
11. To be 15 pounds lighter.
12. To never randomly get knocked up.
13. For my parents to let me go, but still pay for my bills.
14. To travel the world with my boyfriend.
15. Go to Disney World.
16. Central A/C.
17. My laptop.
18. A never ending refreshing wardrobe.

1. For SFMTA to stop finding reasons to ticket me.
2. More energy after work/dinner/dishes.
3. A running inner dialogue to the likes of Kurt Vonnegut as I observe the world.
4. A nearby friend who has a small child.
5. To finally make it to my last 2 states.
6. Calorie-free Nutella that tastes exactly the same.
7. For my boyfriend to want to tandem bike with me.
8. The will power to work instead of reading TC all the damn time.
9. For Mitt Romney to somehow slip the word ‘splooge’ into a response to a reporter.
10. A full orchestra to play along with me when I sing in the shower.
11. Teleportation ability.
12. Transmogrification ability.
13. To remove the idea that ‘tolerance’ is synonymous with ‘respect’.
14. Bangs that don’t need trimming every effing day.
15. A pet duckling.
16. A faucet that spouts Jamba Juice.
17. To have read the OED.
18. Cheese.

1 to love and be loved
2 A car that never needs to be fixed
3 To walk for months in the woods
4 Freedom to travel where money isn’t an issue
5 My cat to come back
6 To be strong and physically fit
7 cigarettes that aren’t bad for me
8 an ipod charger that never gets lost
9 a cure for razor burn
10 a job that I love
11 for my brother to be happy
12 to never grow up
13 to be anxiety free
14 a big piece of land in the woods
15 a sailboat
16 a mute button for drama queens
17 clothes that grow/shrink with me
18 to have a pretty singing voice

Forget peeing, NO MORE PERIODS

1) Coffee…just available to me all of the time…every second…BAMN, it’s there. Triple grande skinny peppermint latte.
2) The ability to teleport/apparate.
3) For mythical places/creatures/people to be REAL.
4) To know that I’m making the right decisions.
5) To own the biggest shoe collection in the world…but I don’t want anyone to know about it.
6) To play the guitar…or cello…or piano…just be musically talented in general. I’ll just play ‘em all.
7) To lucid dream every night…so much nicer to dream what you want.
8) For someone to pay my student loans. Ugh.
9) To move to a different country for an undetermined period of time…or just make a point to world travel consistently.
10) To go to school forever…have 15 different degrees and no real-life job (assuming #8 is still in place).
11) Have no consequences to eating whatever I want.
12) To always have something or someone in my life that keeps me motivated and determined to constantly make myself a better person.
13) To figure out the significance of every little relationship you make, whether it be one minute or forever…what did meeting that person mean to your life in that very moment?#Deep
14) Skittles. I just can’t get enough of them.
15) To help people. To make a difference in someone’s life. The kind of difference where you don’t even know you’ve had some kind of intense effect on someone’s life.
16) To have my skydiving license and do it regularly.
17) To not get incredibly awkward when I have to speak in front of a ton of people.
18) To love life.

1. The ability to grow my hair immediately
2. Free internet/cable
3. Air conditioning for outside
4. A sultry smile
5. To be actual/legit friends with Beyonce
6. Reality tv to cease and desist
7. Super sexy/Super painless stilettos
8. To retire. Right now
9. Or, to work in an office that allows everyone to wear pajamas and bedroom slippers
10. Or to just work from home I guess
11. Vegetarians to stop judging the rest of us
12. Christmas to remain as exciting as it was when I was a child
13. Gay marriage
14. Massacres to be physically impossible
15. Homeless people to have a totally fun/clean and happy alternative to Penn Station
16. Beaches to somehow just be gigantic public pools with grass instead of sand and trees for shade
17. A perfect wedding
18. A happy marriage

1. to find a job that i feel passionate about
2. to be able to maintain an exercise regimen
3. to sleep a full nights sleep every night that i want to
4. a dishwasher
5. a puppy that is already trained
6. a boyfriend that knows when i want to be with him and when i want to be alone
7. unlimited breakfast buffets. always.
8. a fit body
9. a cleaning lady, especially one who irons well.
10. more motivation to achieve my goals (#1 and #2)
11. a bank account that refills when it gets low
12. no more eczema
13. central a/c
14. a car so i can get out of the city once in a while
15. a weekend house that i can drive my car to.
16. to feel that i have done everything i could do, and mean it
17. to not settle for what’s “good enough”- to go after what it is i really want
18. dessert.

4. What about cup holders on airplanes? Why hasn’t this happened yet? AAHHHH

1. A mute button to make myself shut up when I am in the middle of saying something dumb
2. Maybe a tape recording of something interesting to start playing right after I mute myself so it doesn’t get awkward
3. To live in a place where not every single building looks the same as every other building.
4. More women in my life
5. A 4-day work week
6. For the I-35W/I-94 interchange to have bike bridges and landscaping
7. A store where everything is plain and there is only one type of every product so it is easier to decide what to buy
8. Going back to #2, a tape deck or boom box so I can always be jamming always
9. Some cheetos that don’t leave cheese powder on my fingers
10. To be good at baking bread
11. To not think about my ex-boyfriend right after having sex with someone else!
12. Since I want that pretty badly, I will give it two spots
13. To actually go to yoga class instead of just telling myself to do it
14. For the United States to be free because of our advanced energy technology and highly educated population, instead of because we have 10 million more nuclear bombs than anyone else.
15. To have a legit way to dispose of things when I don’t them anymore that doesn’t harm the environment–for stuff that I need to use to be less toxic.
16. A more comfortable bike seat
17. To understand when it is OK to spend money and when it’s not
18. To have a garden with sunflowers and morning glories and maybe even food.

1)To never ever have to worry about split ends
2) Consume as much foie gras and steak and scotch as I want without having to worry about the cost or the calories
3) Have a private jet so that I can meet up with my best friend/family whenever I wanted

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1. To be able to give my mom copious amounts of money for anything that she needs
2. A French bulldog, Boston terrier, pug, or Corgi
3. An exotic shorthair or munchkin cat
4. A year to travel the world with my boyfriend on a limitless budget
5. To lose 20 lbs
6. To revisit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter so I can taste butter ever and do all the things I wasn’t able to the first time I was there
7. To be best friends with Jennifer Lawrence
8. To know who’ll officially be playing Finnick Odair in Catching Fire
9. The third book in the Divergent trilogy to be released
10. To see the northern or southern lights in person
11. Universal healthcare
12. Disco fries and/or a combo platter from Halal Guys with extra white sauce
13. To know how to apply makeup without looking like a clown
14. To finally be married to my boyfriend of seven years
15. To see Ruby Sparks at the dine-in theater in west orange
16. Siri
17. To go to the beach
18. A complete spa retreat (treat yoself)

1. To never have to charge my laptop again. or my phone.
2. Adobe InDesign/Photoshop
3. to be inspired enough to write my book.
4. To have someone like Hannah wants on girls “who likes me and wants to have sex with only me.” That stuff
5. To meet Tina Fey. and hug her.
6. To never get a cold again
7. To be able to jump over one hurdle.
8. For Amtrak to cost as much as a subway ride
9. To be in DC
10. The West Wing on DVD
11. For decisions to be easier
12. Free Wifi everywhere!
13. Instagram just goes away forever
14. The time to read the Game of Thrones books
15. Unemployed people have jobs
16. Death penalty stops
17. Gay people can marry
18. Everyone is happy yay!