What It Feels Like To Be Eaten Out

LOL

This is an important thing for the world to know.

I love vaginas and I love eating girls out and I would love to eat you out, because I love it. I've also heard various responses to the “sucking” question, I guess it just depends on the girl.

Very. Emphasis on no sucking. All women deserve to get eaten out like there's no tomorrow. Without too much saliva, please.

Please compare it to being rimmed for gay male reference.

Great closer. Informative and entertaining!

“If you're going to eat me out, don't suck.”

I see what you did there, and I second it.

indeed

This is actually the first time I've heard of the act you're describing, this “eating out.” Either you're way ahead of the curve or I'm very far behind.

hey baby

Way way behind.

I am a huge fan of the eating out. Scratch than, fan is too benign a word. Vagina is to my mouth what blood is to a leech. Something magical about making a woman scream and do all sorts of things she didn't think she was capable of (I'm afraid one day my head is going to pop from some chick's thighs squeezing it like that scene in Casino).

nailed it. high five for vaginas.

As a girl, I feel this is accurate.

“Being eaten out feels like your partner is scratching an itch you didn’t realize you had until he or she caressed it in delicate circles with his or her glorious tongue.”

Best description ever.

Some of the guys I've been with, they half-ass at this job just to 'earn' themselves a beejay and/or beyond. It's a total turn-off when you see that coming.

AND YES. NO SUCKING. YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

please please please let this girl write for TC on the regular. fabulous fucking writing, my dear.

Yeah, can we get a phone number or some contact information?

I've always said a man should have a clit on his forehead for at least a month in his adult life. That way, we can let him know what it's like when:

–he pays attention to everything AROUND the clit
–tries to rub it clean off my body
–is afraid of damaging it so he barely puts any pressure on it
–thumps it monotonously for hours on end
–scratches it with a scraggly fingernail
–sandpapers it with stubble
–bites it
–does really good things until he hears “don't stop!” or any other orgasm indicator, and COMPLETELY switches up technique

I love this, hilarious.

Remind me how scratching an itch is sexy again? I don't get it…

feels good man

well….. that was an unnecessarily angry article.

i have had a guy use teeth on me and loved it.

that is all.

nice family guy quote. enjoyed this. long live the clitoris

LOL noob! You just don't understand PERFECTCIRCLES humor.

i love eating girls out. i love the vagina. long live eating out, and eating out well.

amen

Every time i read the phrase 'eaten out' I gag a little.

i'm going to leave aside the character judgment i could infer from this comment and just say that the “angry” tone feels entirely comic to me. really enjoyed this.

Afreakingmen.

itchy facial hair on a guy can make it suck btw.

Ok so it's time for “What it feels like to get your ass eaten out” now? Maybs we could get both a male and a female perspective. I feel like that'd be interesting because it's the only thing we can all relate to, both from the giving and receiving perspective. Come on TC don't be too PC!

Also, that's one thing I envy gays/lesbians about; getting to know exactly what it feels like to get your D sucked or eaten out and then performing that on someone else. Oh to be a dyke for a day…

Can we get a comment on the amount of saliva allowed, please? Because, seriously, there is nothing more irritating than to be really into it, just to be snapped right out of it by this sudden feeling of a little drop rolling all the way into my butt, starting a shy stream of saliva that will not end until it gets on my bed.
Get excited, be enthusiastic, but please keep the saliva in check. I have enough moisture going on as is.

Maybe you're just too wet…

there is nothing more awesome than making a woman feel attended to. This was fun to read.

im a str8 dude, and usually prefer the company of girls, cause you all are really neat-o and emotionally open and most girls i hang w/ are a riot and very comfortable with sexuality. anyways with that said, i el oh vee ee VAG- the smell, the touch, the slime whateves- its just great and it's great to see your partner get off, in mind, effortlessly….and ive been told many times im good at it, i guess that comes with the appreciation thingyyyy

Hmm, that is a good point. Perhaps that is what is going on. Oh well, somebody is doing a great job then!

YES. AMAZING. OH-MY-GOD YES. Yes to not having a guy half ass at it (SUUUCKS), yes to multiple orgasms (sadly, this is a yes I haven't experienced … yet), yes to pressure, speed and different paterns, yes to not insulting vaginas!, yes to the same questions probably all of us who own a vag ask our selfes, yes to thinking itd be cool to do it to another girl but also not going through with it and YES TO EVERY GUY HERE WHO HAS SAID THEY LOVE EATING GIRLS OUT. Omg i just came..

I love a good amount of sucking! Vaginas come in all makes and brands. Sucking's great especially if there's a lot of labia down there and it's a bit harder to get at the clit.

this is by far one of the best things tc has ever published

i was so against it when i was younger, and i met a girl who tasted and smelled like 'nothing,' so that was better than my past experiences with gnarly tasting vagaajjjs. Im not with the girl who i first got into eating puss, but over the years my love for pleasuring women has grown into all tastes and odors and must of them i can totes handle and rlly enjoy pleasuring women and hearing those words, “dont stop.” recently my gf of just a few months isnt comfortable with me going down because she is self conscious about those things u listed. tldr sry

briefly felt the desire to comment “shut up” on pretty much every other tc piece

mm I don't know, sometimes a little stubble tickles juuust riiight..

I feel like at this time I have not had this magical and fantastic experience with being eaten out. After reading this article, I'll be looking for it and will accept nothing less!

I LUV PUSSAYYYYYYYY!

ex boyfriend gave me wonderful orgasms everytime he ate me out. new boyfriend doesn't know how to. WHAT TO DO

You know what else is heteronormative about this? Assuming only women can be eaten out. Some men have vaginas, just like some women can have their dick sucked.

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET AN RJ – by Me

It tickles in an awesome, sloppy kind of way. You're highly unlikely to encounter feces, but its still a pretty dirty practice; both in a sexy way and an unsanitary way.

It doesn't really make a difference when you are a lesbian, because the pleasure and the preferences depends on individuals. Just because Anna likes licking doesn't mean Susie likes to be licked. Or the other way around.

this was excellent. you hit the nail on the head…or the tongue on the clitoris or whatever. i smiled through the whole thing.

also, i read your tc bio and had a miniature heart-attack when i realized you're from hurricane. then had my mind further boggled when i was creepy, typed you into facebook, and realized that we have oodles of mutual friends. WV GHA represent. actually, hell, WV represent in general. that's usually exclusive enough as it is ;)

I read somewhere that it's all about the diet. Vegetarian vag is probably the best tasting, in this regard. Somehow I usually wind up with girls like you were describing, though, who “just don't like it.”

When I finally found a man who could make me orgasm, I married him. I mean, there are other things about him that are beyond awesome too, obviously. But man, good head is hard to come by! I've been known to give guys the tap in the past. My husband is a linguistic (hehe) genius. It doesn't even take that long either, perfect combination of finger and tongue magic.

Great article! As a straight guy, a vagina that smells and tastes like nothing is extremely sexy and makes me wana stay down there all day!

Having my clit sucked is the best! Great article! Pretty much sums it up!

mmmh. if my gf wouldnt be on the period now i would so EAT her out.

repEAT her out

Teach him.

note: your cock does not smell or taste like nothing. pussy smells and tastes like pussy. that's why it's so awesome. otherwise i guess you can stick your face in a pillow and lick that. prolly won't cum as hard as a womyn does though..

“…I only want one thing, and that is your tongue on my clitoris.”

Fucking amazing piece.

This is really whorish @_@

Why, because it's a woman speaking honestly about what she likes in bed?

99 persons licked.

I need my clit to be sucked. That kind of pressure is essential to my orgasm and not painful at all. Even when the guy I'm dating included his teeth, it was all good. He got me off 12 times on an oral/fingering combination. Good times… he did say I almost broke his nose one time though lol

completely heteronormative, and unsuccessful ending. vaginas will always be slimy and nasty — get over it

completely heteronormative, and an unsuccessful ending. vaginas will always be slimy and nasty — get over it, it is who we are. great beginning though…

The most self-absorbed, selfish, arrogant, egotistical, hubris-laden piece of tripe I’ve had the misfortune to surf across in quite some time.  Were you an Enron exec?  Maybe you’re really Bernie Madoff – yeah, that’s the ticket!  I was only looking for a song from a lyric line and now I have you and your “me first, last and only” sycophants in my brain.  Yeah, this is the way to make interpersonal connections and nourish each others’ bodies and souls.  This is why “beautiful” and “attractive” are not always mutually inclusive in my world.  Speaking of sucking … you do … monstrously!!

my boyfriend ate my out last night, it was so intense, i was about to start crying. then i couldn’t help but laugh out loud. it was great.

I wish I could get eaten out, now I’m extremly horny.

OMG UR FIRST TIME U DO WANNA CRY…U CANT HELP IT BUT U DONT WANT HIM TO BE LIKE WTF R U CRYING FOR N SPOIL THE MOOD…LOL

Heh, I’m a girl, and I wouldn’t mind eating you out ;)

I never thought of myself as good at eating a vagina, but girls always seemed to come back for more.  One of my girlfriends ended up discovering she was actually a lesbian.  At the time I was pretty hurt by the whole relationship but she gave me a gift.  She gave me the gift of teaching me exactly how to eat a girl out.  I took those skills and added my own twist to it.  Since that time I have never failed at giving a girl an orgasm through oral.  Perhaps because I played Clarinet for 15 years all the training in tonguing had something to do with it.  As I have gained experience one thing I have learned with girls who are tough nuts to crack is its important to engage there whole body and lead up to the oral.  Some girls like fingers some don’t.  I usually tease the area and let the girl slide down onto my finger(s)  if she is into it.  I never shove them in.  Pressure on the clit is important.  Direct pressure on the clit is really not a good way to start.  You have to warm it up.  Guys its sort of like a girl trying to rub your dick head hard with no lube.  Also tongue flicking has its place but again I think it can tickle them more than anything.  If you want to blow her mind and have her begging you for oral again and again.  You need to learn how to bring her close to orgasm and then back off.  Do this multiple times, and build up a massive orgasm for her.  Another great technique is as she is beginning to orgasm slow the pace of or your stimulation but keep a very consistent tempo as she slowly crosses the orgasm threshold.  If you do this right she will orgasm longer.

That sounds amazing

I have also had teeth and it kinda hurt a little but it was a hurt that I LOVED!!!  My clit is oversized and when he bit it, I almost screamed because it was so good.

Married 52 year old wife here.  I have been married to my husband for 26 years and have a good sex life, only one problem, he will not go down. Eight years ago I started a relationship with another woman, also married. Her and I have frequent holidays away from home and they are beyond fantastic! My husband is very supportive and she and my husband are great friends. We are very open and tell my husband everything we do. I have the absolute best of both worlds, my husband is very handsome and devoted only to me and my “friend” is a very beautiful and devoted to me as well.  I am having my lady friend over to stay the night, we will sleep in the spare bedroom. Her husband is out of town during the week every week. Life is GOOD.

Yea, personally, that is a stupid question to ask, “what do you want”. Because atleast to me, I know what your getting, so I don’t have to ask. Personally, If you are in a room with me showing me your legs or pants off, I can’t sit there, look at it, and not want to lick it.
Shit, knowing me, way long before I see it or your legs I will likely be thinking about licking it. Like some guys can’t keep their eyes off a girls chest. I can’t keep my eyes off your crotch and how it looks and tastes out of my mind. Summertime drives me nuts. If you have decent legs, and your wearing shorts, I want to lick it, no doubt.
Like the lady above who is ,married and her husband wont lick it and she needs to find it in other places. Lol, I don’t lick my wifes as much as I want to, so I need to find it in other places. Thats me, and yes, I know Im weird, but I don’t care. I love it, I love everything about it, and usually it’s not long enough for me. I used to lick my wife three times a week and I was still wanting to lick other girls, a few months ago I find out Im licking her too much. So now she only asks me for it when she’s ready, like once a week. When I have been ready 5, 6 or 7 times over already. And I needed to find more of it before, lol. Imagine what Im going through now.
Personally, I like it better than getting my d*ck sucked. With getting my d*ck sucked, its just that and thats it. Eating a girl you get awesome taste, awesome drink, awesome smell, the sound system is the best and you get a great view and feel while your down there too. I can cum from just that. I can’t lick and get blown like that at the same time. Well, you can, but it can be better for the both of us. Plus, being a leg and feet man, I find things to grind my hard dick into so you know just how your making me feel also. Plus, it self lubricating also which feels warm and silky.
To the guys that think a vagina is smelly and slimy. Yea, so is dick when he doesnt shower and just after he cums. So whats the difference?
And I will take that slime any time any day. Plus, a girl only smells when she has hair. I used to lick a few of my customers all the time after she worked all day and she was shaved, and she smelled fine. So I think it’s the person, if you don’t want to be down there, then you will find every excuse not to do it, complete your job, or whatever. But on the other hand, if you love to be there. No little smell will stop you.
But, this is me, and like I said, Im weird and I know it……….But, I don’t care. Thats the easy part. The hard part is getting a girl to let you lick her without her thinking I want something in return because most men don’t just lick for the hell of it and or won’t do it because they won’t get something in return. Me, getting something in return is licking it.
And BTW, and Chicago area girls looking to get it licked and not have to give anything in return besides dropping your pants and spreading your legs is welcome to contact me. And you must not mind that Im married either.
sovereigncitizens@gmail.com

DIRTY BASTARDS!!!!

I’d eat you out any day.

Absolutely!  It’s so much fun to feel the muscles contracting, breathing increase, moaning increase, etc.  Man I wish the wife wasn’t asleep right now!

:p(Yes, pun intended with that emoticon)

Absolutely!  It’s so much fun to feel the muscles contracting, breathing increase, moaning increase, etc.  Man I wish the wife wasn’t asleep right now!

:p(Yes, pun intended with that emoticon)

Fear not. I love to eat pussy…Really really  REALLY love to eat pussy PUSSY. Im just an oral guy. I could eat your pussy for hours , weeks, months!!! YUM! Slurp!

NASTY!!!!!    ohhhhmy    hmm!!!

Some people say that it tastes like tuna…true or false

kinda hard to say

Does not taste like tune. Very tangy. Like blue cheese.

Dillweed

Agreed. Build up is important. Kissing her along her jawline up to and under her ear and then around to the base of the neck will definitely get her going.  Breast appreciation and play. Kiss her toes and the instep of her foot. When she wants it she’ll push your head down.

A magic trick, well actually, two. Place your finger over her clit, not directly on it. Press and hold, even firmly, and when you let up blood will rush back into her clit and you’ll have a VERY happy woman on your hands. Then, conduct her like a fire - caressing her lips with your tongue. Try gently sucking them. See how she likes it. Insert your tongue. I like your idea about introducing a finger. She’ll move toward it if she’s into it. And your right, it is the best damn seat in the house for sights and sounds.

You can also lick the area just below her vag. The perineum. It can be very sensitive. Again, happy woman. But, the coup de grace is placing the backside of your tongue over her clit. Watch her go off!  A partner said, “What are you doing?!” and then she was pushing herself up on all fours coming powerfully. It was amazing. After that she said, “I want to do that with you inside me!” (Yippee!) She also said later that she had always avoided sex, but now that she wanted it. Changed her life. Which was evident a few days later we were walking upstairs and she slipped her hand between my legs from behind me. I was really surprised. God bless Lauren for writing this article.

Dennywaller@att.net

It seems more honest than anything else.

Have him read what I wrote above, posting as Dillweed.

They all come running when the words gets ’round.

Frustrated is more like it.

A man has to be told those things especially the switching up part. See my comment farther up for my style.

dennywaller@att.net

Love the South Park reference!   : D

Is article really put me in the mood,hell,im always in the mood

nice I have hours for you

sounds good never had a girl eat me out.

I love eating girls out, it is my Green Eggs and Ham; I could eat it on a train, I could eat it in the rain…  I like the taste, clean or a after a stressful day.  I enjoy the prolonged, epic escapades to those wet everglades.  I adore when she takes her hands and, in her ecstasy, presses my head deeper into her, so I can hardly breathe anything except pussy.  I enjoy reading articles like this for the technical advice, but I sometimes just kiss and ‘make-out’ with it and let my passion show.  I only wish I could be eating it now.  

Pussy only smells bad if its hairy or has not been cleaned for a while..like 6-8 hrs..other than that the normal smell is fine..guys like it..

I’m married now but I can remember being on the dating scene and a guy wanting to hook up with me then we get back to his place and he says, “What do you want baby?” It’s like ……..really? Did all of the dirty talk back at the club and the general rubbing up on one another not clue you in? Fucking seriously. And another thing that I really used to hate is when the guy only knows one sex move. For real guys? GOOGLE SOME SHIT!!! And if a guy expected me to do all the work it was over before it began and he could take care of himself for the rest of the night.

I say that magazines don’t wiggle, and they taste like crap!!! My friend says ‘yeah, till ya  burp’
I grew up lickng the frosting off the egg beaters, my ex called me egg beater face. Good stuff!

I enjoy licking pussy and watching her face. Yum

Do you enjoy a good licking

Marry me You making me want to go down on you right now

Darling not only would I lick your pussy out I’d lick you ass out as well!

Fuck. I just came in my pants. D:

i would for you to eat and fuck me hard

call your old bo and make him beg to please you. Babe

you know when you have an itch and you go to scratch it your like aww feels much better same thing as being eaten out…

Damn that is a good one…Got to remember that

Teach him hon… weg

well yea that too

Nice reads and comments now if you’ll excuse me I will go take care of my business partner who has surprised me in my darkroom…I am trying to be a good boy but Fuck me running… SMMFH  Dude, Some body help me…weg v–v *flashes a fangy grin winks*

So I am a self-proclaimed vagitarian, but is it wrong to want a little reciprocation?  Seriously, I would be totally fine with giving 10-20 times more than receiving; I would happily go down on her with all my passion, joy, effort for 30-45 minutes, just maybe throw me 1-2 minutes of oral love my way.  It will make me way harder for the main course, and I absolutely don’t need to climax per os (orally), because I understand that is a turn-off and not the safest sex practice.  Of course, going down on her isn’t completely risk free, but I’m completely willing to risk it and frankly can’t help it, (maybe getting a gardasil shot isn’t a bad idea for me…)  But if I go down on a girl, and she shows every physiological sign of sheer enjoyment, and she doesn’t reciprocate just a little, I’m pretty sure she just isn’t in to me very much, and it makes me wonder why I made the effort.  There’s a lot of interest in this lately, the last 3-5 mainstream R-rated movies I’ve seen lately have a scene with a guy orally pleasing his lady; I’m totally for it, just a little reciprocation would be cool.

you can do do me

my kind of guy. LOL

Good article, but my guess is you need so be sucked properly. Just once by the right man will get you hooked. Or I’ve been lied to… a lot.

Girls do it way better than guys. I’ve had both and done both. Girls just understand the right things to do!

I luv, luv, luv gettin’ my pussy eaten!  My ex boyfriend is a master pussy eater.  Every time I told him how good he is he would smile, wink, and say, “Girls eat pussy better than men.”  At first, I never gave this much thought, but now this idea gets me so excited and makes my vagina wet.

I’m not a lesbian, at least I don’t think so.  But I’m dying to know if this is true.  I’m a devoted fan of cunnilingus as an art form.  Can any females speak about eating pussy or being eaten by another woman?  I’m dying to know!

For me I have an oral fetish…….I love to eat like when I go somewhere and I see a woman I instantly wanna know how do her pussy taste. Its not a chore its fun and it is true dat girls can do it better but I find I’m jus as good when u eat u making love to it and if ur gonna suck a womans clit then I would try combing lapping and sucking together

Not all guys like it. My husband will eat me out but he has always said he’s not big on the pussy smell and never was..not all guys like it.

In the begining when my husband would eat me it was slow and boring, I think because I was a inexperienced virgin – I didnt know what to expect. And he was inexperienced too. He was a hoe that never went down on women – scared of catching STDs.

Now I know he perfers it shaven and when I get out the shower he gets rough and tells me to sit on his face so we can sixty-nine. The more he licks me the more I take him deeper. When his tongue is inside me he knows Im cumming. He never uses his fingers and doesnt stop shaking his face in me until he demands me to get off him so he can fuck me – but we always get in to it because I wanna ride him till he cums and he wants me to cum again from behind. I usually give in… But we know what we want thanks to communication and trying new things.

I always start by kissing and licking of my lovers inner thighs, alternating each thigh. Slowly working my way closer to her crotch. Then slowly running my tongue along her outer lips until my mouth is hovering over her pussy.  I spread her lips with my fingers. I then breath my hot breath upon it. Then get closer and suck air in deeply, causing  cool air to rush over it. Then ever so lightly touch her pussy with my tongue, starting at her taint and working my way upwards. But stopping short of her clit. I then drop back down and bury my nose in her snatch, getting it good and coated. Slowly running my nose up and down, increasing pressure as I go. Now her outer lips and clit are wet with her juices. This makes the breathing trick great again! Then I begin to slowly start stroking her with my tongue… ( to be continued!) :))

Everytime when I eat out a girl they ask me to suck them which I do but somehow I always end up with the girls that have really bad smelling pussys. LONG LIVE PUSSYS!

everybody pussy dont have a smell,,cuz mines defenitly dont!!!!..and it should taste like nothing

There are certain times when, no matter what, a vagina may give off an unpleasant taste or smell.
During ovulation and during menstruation. I can tell when my partner is ovulating just by the taste. Normally there is little or no taste, during ovulation it becomes quite tart and her juices thicken up and turn a whitish color, not clear. Almost the same color as my cum.
And during/after menstruation there are a few changes to taste and smell as well. Some stop performing during this time but its a great time for her to be receiving!  But as always, if she isn’t into it, neither will you be!
It’s all about exploring and time.
And remember, “Different licks for different clits!”  No two are exactly same nor do they respond to the same techniques!

You can eat me out anytime!

Damn boy! Eat mine!

Me too!

I slowly run my tongue up and down her lips. Place my mouth directly over her clit and suck it into my mouth, darting my tongue across it. Releasing it, I begin to make figure 8′s around her clit and lips. Stopping ever so often to suck on her clit  or on her pussy lips. Love to suck her lips into my mouth, careful not to over due it. And by this time she has her hands pushing my face even deeper into her snatch. I will break away and return to push my tongue deep into her pussy and flick it around. Then slowly work my way back towards her clit. Back to the figure 8′s and then flicking my tongue up and down across her clit. And as she nears her orgasm, more and more pressure applied to her clit until she cums!

I would LOVE  to satisfy your pussy!  I can only fantasize how good it would be!

mmm. you should eat me out.

I would love to eat your sweet pussy anytime baby….until you climax all over my tongue at least 4 times.

I have read this so many times trying to understand it and I still..  still just.. I don’t get it.

I slept with a girl recently after a dry spell that lasted longer than I’d like to admit and for the first time I went down on a girl and holy shit it was awesome.  When the girl is making those wonderful sounds and digging her fingers in your hair and lifting her ass in the air when she’s almost there. Finally the moment comes and her knees are locking your head in place and you know that means don’t you dare fucking stop right now. Just awesome.

Got me wet

I have always preferred going down on a chick before sex. Messed around with Catholic school girls for my first years of sexual experience so I got used to going down on girls and getting blow jobs but no vaginal penetration.
It really gets me off but my wife won’t kiss me afterward which makes it really kinda inconveinient for me because I love to kiss during sex. If I don’t go down on her, and we start having sex after I finger her, she sucks on my fingers and moaning… A lot.
So what’s the difference if I have fussy juice on my fingers or my lips?

P.S.- Ate her as for about 30 minutes, she gushed all over my face, which was new, but myshe wouldn’t let me near her face. I guess its just that she is grossed out by my mouth?!

Ew hoe I’m sure no one would wanna eat your hiv infected pussy. Just saying. #Looose .

Daammnn that sounds like a pretty hot relationship aahahaha

Ahahaaa you wiush you were gettin fucked(; your probably likee a saggy old hairy loser jacking off to old pornos lmfao LAME

Fuck, I’d let you eat me out anytime. I’m so wet from reading your story.. Mmm.

That was kind of harsh.
The larger socioeconomic truth here is that everyone who thinks about such things wants to have sex with Lauren. See, back when there was a double standard

You should fart when a guy is eating you out. Guys love cute little farts.

I wonder how the cOmments became pervy cybering conversations.. Anyways, i know exactly how you feel. I feel the same way with my guy; makes me nervous because he’s never willing to unless i ask.. I ask myself those questions everytime he eats me..

I luv, luv, luv gettin’ my pussy eaten!  My ex boyfriend is a master
pussy eater.  Every time I told him how good he is he would smile, wink,
and say, “Girls eat pussy better than guys.”  At first, I never gave
this much thought, but now this idea gets me so excited and makes my
vagina very wet.

I’m not a lesbian, at least I don’t think so.  But
I’m dying to know if this is true.  I’m a devoted fan of cunnilingus as
an art form.  Can any females speak about eating pussy or being eaten by
another woman?  I’m dying to know!

i can do that but what …. you do have a penis can you do anything with that …….

i got my pussy ate yesterday and yes it was so dam good. he was good at both departments

GG from Germany
“With your card reading you’ve hit the mark! There is nothing more to add and noting left

unclear. And the best thing is: You didn’t just give a one-way guideline, but you presented

options explaining what I need to consider making the either choice. And you did not try to

‘sell’ the spell which I was considering to order from you, but explained to me under which

conditions it would make sense to apply it. This is proof of your integrity. I was really

happy after seeing the result from your spell. I’ve gained back confidence. Thank you Dr.

(gbocotemple@yahoo.com)!”

as a guy who loves guzzling your beautiful pussies and tonguing your wonderous clits, its good to hear your likes, worries, hopes and dreams on this topic. sucking sucks. i will note that and not do it anymore unless asked.

if i cant eat my girlfriends minge for a good 15 minutes i cant get hard, i need your juices on my chin and your hands pulling my hair before i get in my 5 minutes of fun (:

keep it up girls everywhere, we love you.

wish I was getting eaten!

try licking and kissing a girls asshole after pussy eating, she will love it

I have experienced both, the girl was certainly good! I think women know what women like and how to do it the correct way, whilst with most men it is trial and error. But yeah, woman is good :p

YOU “THINK” SO? WELL, IF I WERE DOING THEEATING, IT WOULD DAMN SURE BE MY LAST TIME… THATREALLY SOUNDS PERVERTED.

guys dicks dont always smell good either but i suck it… ass holes

I wonder if we think there’s more of a stigma than there is.  Or maybe I’ve just had very good luck with finding men who enjoy it…because all of my boyfriends have been SUPER into giving head.  THANK GOD.  I’ve only had one who wasn’t, but only because he was practically a virgin and had only done it twice before and couldn’t get the hang of it.  But even he was willing to try.  I mean, there are plenty of girls who don’t particularly like giving head, so I’ve never given it much thought when I’ve heard of guys not being into it.  Just like I don’t think men sit around thinking, “Why didn’t she like my penis in her mouth?  What’s wrong with my penis?  Are penises gross?”  Or at least you never hear them say these things.  I mostly think people who don’t like giving head don’t know what they’re missing.  And also, that if they don’t want to go down on me…well, I don’t really want to be having sex with them because that’s my favorite thing.  And if I were a man, I think I’d feel the same way (I’m not saying they have to go down on me every time we have sex.  But they have to feel positively about going down).  I don’t really worry about odor or pubes, because that’s how vagina’s come.  It’s part of the deal.  You like it or you don’t, and if you don’t, that’s not my failing and nothing to get out of shape about.  It’s just sad that the relationship is doomed to fail if you don’t like it:)  On to the next.

Because really, from my experience, going down is something a goodly portion of men like to do.  God bless ‘em.

Just a few ways to impress a girl.. The New York Style Taco- when your so drunk and your eating pussy make sure you barf all over the slutbags pussy a.k.a. taco.. The Tuna Melt- when your going down on troglodyte slut and you realise that it’s that time of the month but you keep going till she spews that tartar sauce with some raspberry on your face and smears it. Oh by the way if you all think your subjective irrational ideas are even usefull they definitely are not. The author of this post is a tortured tramp and feels that because of  some post traumatic event that took place when she was a teenager when her father ate her out, she now feels that every man must do it to her no questions asked. Bitch you better hope your twat is clean, somewhat or atleast decently groomed, not all men are sick fucks who will eat dirty pussy. Fucken mental sickhead get a life. Oh never mind the bitch is single with no man in her life…WHY?  cause she is a small brained mental basketcase..

Hammurabi, cool name bro brah. You are so right about chicks with dirty cooters, last week I met a fine bitch at a bar, took her back to my pad after she said I could eat her out, when I got to it man did it smell like shit and fish. Fuck that I was no fucking way bitch either I fuck your dirty ass no pun intended or nothing. She was” like guys love to eat me out.” I was like sure bitch guys with no morals, self dignity  or sense. Basically  when there drunk. Sure enough I see the New York  Style Taco. Fucking phenomenal man brilliant. Whores with dirty unscrubed cooters are FOOLISH if they think I’m going on them…Oh yeah and the author is a lil whacked out of her mind. Lauren Oyler is truly stupid and most likley fat, short, ugly, smelly, decrepit, and surely lost with when it comes to having any say on anything.

Pussies can smell and taste really bad sometimes lets not beat about the bush ( pun intended )
But so what? When us males a sexually aroused we will in the main look past that……..; /
Though some women do smell bad most of the time most women don’t smell bad at all except at certain times of the month so…….

I love a two or three days old pussy with hair and juice. I love the way if smells and taste. Mmmmmmm that’s some real good shit. I lick it slowly to get a good smell and taste of the pussy, then I fuck it with the hardest dick ever. A pussy can be too clear, and don’t come my way with shaved pussy. The hair offers an aroma that can make you dizzy with desire. I’m a pussy eating freak and I know a little something about it. When a woman don’t wash and the pussy smell like real and nasty pussy, it can make a woman cum so fuckin hard, they will never be the same again.

Im married and my husband HATES pussy. To him its gross and slimy. I will never be able to enjoy the wonders of being eaten out.

I kind of like it sucked, well sucked and flicked at the same time.  With that I’ll finish in seconds.  

i want someone to eat my pussy. this made me so wet

Il lick your pussy anytime

Il eat it for you

Il eat it for you anytime

Me too!!!

please do!

After reading a lot of these comments I am so wet and really want someone to eat my pussy… mmm:)

If I can’t lick it I don;t want to stick it !

 quit being a fucking bitch.

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Dumb fucking feminist thinking she’s progressive. Just another fat dumb bitch with no knowledge of anything really progressive in this world. Shut your fucking face and don’t ever write on the Internet again. You’re in a whole different world on the Internet girl. You’re jut asking to get trolled and made fun of for being stupid.

i wonder. is for a woman being eaten out the same scenario as a man getting a blowjob?
 

 A woman uninhibited enough to express what I’ve heard, in various ways, about men performing cunnilingus is to be admired, not criticized. Only a male who loves the female body in all its wonder can immerse himself in the act in the way a woman needs to have a man do to be able to let herself go and revel in the experience. I have had many women compliment me as the best man, the first guy,etc,etc to eat them and really be into it. reason being, I am. if you’re a guy and you can’t understand that, maybe you’re not as straight as trying to pretend you are

you’re a wonderful writer. i was howling with laughter throughout this post. i also commend how candid this entire post was cos i reckon that’s difficult

you are an idiot. She is saying that she is ok with the fact that girls can eat out girls and thats ok to be that way. There is no proof that she is fat and she is not a dumb bitch. How dare you address her that way and talk down to anyone like that for sharing their opinion. Having her own opinion does not make her stupid, and having the audacity to comment with what you did is ignorant and disgusting. Get off the internet YOURSELF and shut your mouth because I see you have nothing good or constructive  to say, and have never had any experience with another human in a way she wrote about because you are such an asshole.

Lauren, 

Allow me to break down your ridiculous, immature, and frankly sexist post.

“I hate it when a guy asks me to “Tell me what you want.” while we’re hooking up. That’s a dumb fucking question. ”

No, it isn’t. No wonder you’re so frustrated. You’re not aware of this, but I’m actually not some magical fuck genie who knows exactly what every woman wants. 

You admitted in your own fucking post that many women don’t like oral sex. So unless you think men are psychic, the only way for me to find out that you like getting eaten out is for you tell me that you like getting eaten out.

“then I’m like, well, fuck, I’m probably supposed to say something like, I don’t know, “I want your huge cock in my wet pussy” or something.”

No. When I say “Tell me what you want,” what I mean is, “Tell me what you want.”  I don’t mean, “Show me how insecure you are about  expressing what you want,” which is closer to what you just said. When a man says, take the opportunity for yourself instead of worrying about him.

“That’s not what I want. I just want you to eat me out, and I want you to do it for a long time with varying speeds, pressures, and tongue patterns until I tell you “Don’t stop,””

And once again, I have no way of knowing this unless you tell me. I’ve been with many women who can only cum when the clitoris is stimulated in a very specific way. I’ve been with women who don’t want me to stimulate the clitoris at all. I’ve also been with women like you. If you want me to change it up, then fucking say so. I’m happy to oblige.

“I often encounter the guy who just eats girls out because he feels obligated to make up for years of female oppression”

In other words, you allow yourself to hook up with men who patronize you in order to get laid.

Although I’m supportive of feminism, I don’t call myself a feminist because it’s not all about you. Believe it or not, I also deserve to be treated like a normal human being.  I also deserve to be free from gender roles and sexual pressures from the opposite gender, much like the ones you’re shoving on men in this blog entry. I don’t think you know it, though, but that just says how little regard you have for men. 

Also, here’s some more news: I don’t eat you out to make up for the oppression of my female ancestors. I eat you out because I like it. I eat you out because making you feel good turns me on. I eat you out because giving pleasure IS pleasure. But I suppose I’m being unfair–after all, you wouldn’t have known all that unless I told you.

“I want to [get down with a woman] be able to because I’m progressive and stuff”

Being progressive is about being comfortable with YOUR sexuality, and allowing others to be comfortable with theirs. What does it have to do with wanting to be bisexual?

As a man in what is still largely a man’s world, I’ve learned the hard way that the only way to get what I want it to be assertive about it. It’s clear you still haven’t learned that lesson, and rather than be assertive for yourself–as every feminist should be–you still want men to do all the guesswork for you. 

Your husband needs to get over it. I hope you don’t go down on him.

You’re just mad that you can’t get laid.

Maybe by the time you’ve graduated from high school, you’ll feel a little better about yourself.

nomnomnomnomnom

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP

oh my goodness what its like getting your pussy eating out? there are so many positions out their that a women can do I really don’t have a position but I freaking like most of all the position… my Man eats my pussy so fucking good that he makes me talk in a different language– I try so hard to last long but his tongue and how he work it gets me so hot and bothered that I have multiple orgasms… I love the way my Man touch me, fuck me, dominate me, and controls my body <3

that’s actually disgusting . ^

You’re the shit! I ficking love it!

Id love to eat your pussy.

I wanna eat some pussy

Mine too ? <3

Someone eat me now !

lol I will.

So true. The guy I’m seeing right now doesn’t ‘do’ oral sex. I miss it so much.
I’m trying to think of a way to tell him I don’t want to see him anymore. I need a guy that pleasures me as much as I pleasure him!

Me too!(; We can share but not at the same time, though…

Can I, right now?

I love to eat out a woman.  I love the smell, taste, and it really turns me on.  I tried to analyze it and to be honest I think it is a power trip.  It is a sense of power to be able to bring such pleasure to a woman with by eating her out.  I have had over 20 different experiences in my life time and I have to say about 95% of the women loved it and most had multiple orgasms.  Lauren, if you want it I am ready willing and able and ask for nothing in return.

Damnn, as much as I love to eat pussy

As much as I love to eat/ lick/suck on pussy. I wish you were here now got a phone ###

I wonder what that would feel like

I love to be eatten out! I like it better than sex and it is my FAVORITE past time! Funny thing is that girl who wrote this is named Lauren and I am a Lauren too lol! Must be a name thing ;). Lauren’s LOVE to be eatten out and nothing turns me on more than a guy below me sucking me.. I even love it standing up! Yum! Hehehe.. Thank God I have a BF 5 yrs who is AMAZING at it and was the first official man to give me orgasm after orgasm! I had been close in another loving relationship but I really never got to totally cum.. He was really good at eattong my pussy too!

Girl…. be carefull your husband might be gay.

You are one selfish bag! How about learning to enjoy sex the regular way. Why is it that women only want their pussy eaten? If you can’t have an orgasm during sex then you should talk to your partner about differentt positions that would stimulate your clit during sexual intercourse. How would you react or feel if your man could only cum if you gave him oral? Furthermore, what if he said all he wants is oral and not regular sex? Are you willing to suck his cock every night just to get him off? When he does cum, are you prepared for him to just lay there while you ride him and get yours, all the while he’s just waiting for you to hurry up and finish because it’s doing nothing for him? Wouldn’t you rather he communicate with you so you both can learn to orgasm during sex? after all, sex is a simultaneous and mutual act. To expect a man to eat your pussy every time you two are intimate just so you can orgasm is no less ludicrous as a man expecting you to blow him every time until he cums.Once he cums sex at that moment is not as pleasurable.The same it’s largely true for women. Once a woman orgasms from a mans tongue she is not as excited too terribly about a man sticking his penis inside her. I think every man enjoys pleasuring his woman but if a woman only enjoys being pleasured one way all of the time it takes away from the sexual experience for most men. Try new things! Get toys involved! But for heavens sake stop making the “eat my pussy” be the end all be all!

You are one selfish bag! How about learning to enjoy sex the regular way. Why is it that women only want their pussy eaten? If you can’t have an orgasm during sex then you should talk to your partner about differentt positions that would stimulate your clit during sexual intercourse. How would you react or feel if your man could only cum if you gave him oral? Furthermore, what if he said all he wants is oral and not regular sex? Are you willing to suck his cock every night just to get him off? When he does cum, are you prepared for him to just lay there while you ride him and get yours, all the while he’s just waiting for you to hurry up and finish because it’s doing nothing for him? Wouldn’t you rather he communicate with you so you both can learn to orgasm during sex? after all, sex is a simultaneous and mutual act. To expect a man to eat your pussy every time you two are intimate just so you can orgasm is no less ludicrous as a man expecting you to blow him every time until he cums.Once he cums sex at that moment is not as pleasurable.The same it’s largely true for women. Once a woman orgasms from a mans tongue she is not as excited too terribly about a man sticking his penis inside her. I think every man enjoys pleasuring his woman but if a woman only enjoys being pleasured one way all of the time it takes away from the sexual experience for most men. Try new things! Get toys involved! But for heavens sake stop making the “eat my pussy” be the end all be all!

i would have to disagree and say that intercourse is many times more pleasurable for a woman, at least me, after i have already orgasmed. many women CANT orgasm from just intercourse and require clit stimulation to get off. in light of this, i think it is unfair for a guy to expect a girl to only have intercourse and not get to achieve orgasm

ha ha ha funny. Sorry that your girlfriend doesnt cum from just intercourse. You have an issue man

I love it when a man goes down on me – not because I asked him to, but because he WANTED to. What a difference when he actually enjoys it and wants to eat his woman out!! Gee… I’m making myself wet just typing this!!! Clit rocks!!!

Lauren, 
How am I supposed to know what you want, unless you tell me what you want? When I say, “Tell me what you want,” that’s all I want to hear. Don’t give me that bullshit about feeding my ego. That’s your insecurity talking, not mine, and it’s a total cop out. If you want something, then go fucking get it.
Believe it or not, I’m not some magical fuck genie who knows exactly what you want, when you want it.
You are right about the stigma, but you’re not helping anyone change when you fail to assert yourself in the bedroom. As a guy I often hear the sexist phrase “Man Up,” when I’m feeling insecure. Well, here’s your chance to “Woman Up.”
PS, I don’t eat a woman out because I feel sorry for women. I eat her out because I love eating pussy. I eat her out because it turns me on. I love the smell, I love the taste, I love watching her face flush as I lick and lick. Women, vaginas rule, and don’t let any guy who thinks otherwise, or pays lip service to that fact, anywhere near yours.

Said it how is is, Like a  BOSS.  hahahahahah    and me? yeah i love pussy but never the bitch that it’s attached too…(8)  just a lyric :D

youre awesome!

I absolutely love getting my pussy ate. My first time ever having it done was when i was 20 yrs old and I am 23 now. I must say out of all the men who have done it to me the 1st guy was the BEST. Omg he gave me orgasim after orgasim after orgasim. I wish i could have just one more time with him because he was the best that I ever had in my life. just thinking about it gets me horny. Forget having sex just give me that tongue. Fuck i look like turning down some head I mean thats sorta like a bird turning down some bread!

omg this article or story or watever speaks the freaking truth. ive had so many sexual partners up until now im 18 and already ive had the best orgasm ever from my boyfriend. He actually takes the time to caress kiss and acknowledge my body like theres no tommorow. I wouldnt trade or leave him for anything, he stays down there literally until i cum all in his mouth. Ladies for those of you out there who havent experianced a mans sensual tongue you have to experiance it to believe it.

I eat pussy for my girl’s pleasure AND my own…nothing sexier than having a beautiful female wrapping her gorgeous legs around my face. I pretty much just love to orally pleasure a female in every way, kissing and licking them all over from head to toe…gives me chills just thinking about it LOL XD

Yes the first time is always the best. I don’t like it so much anymore though. The first time a guy went down on me was when I was still a teenager. I’m 22 now and I hate sex. Weird?

in florida?

You guys are forgetting the G spot…Remember,it’s the underside of the clitoral nerve bundle that is reached from inside,on the ceiling of the pussy.Sandwich that nerve bundle between your tongue and with two fingers inside the vagina pressing upward and moving in and out.Relish her contractions and know that you’re pleasing her.Beyond a male’s comprehension.That’s because the clitoral area has more nerve endings per square centimeter than any other part of the human body,male or female.Play with her clitoris and tease it with your tongue tip.Later,you can use the broad flat part of the tongue when she’s ‘going to town’.Just remember to keep up the titilation ond tonguing.Never start out right on the clitoris.Go around.Flick,lick,tease…then gently suck it out.When you feel it become hard,lick the underside faster.Flick it with your tongue tip.Nature put the most sensitive nerves there because that’s normally where the upper surface of the penis head would be causing the friction,along with the bumping of the male pubic bones. After a few moments,slow down the tempo a bit.Gentle.repeat.repeat repeat.Bring her to a newer threshold each time.You might feel her clit go soft.Suck it back out and ‘whip it good’…Keep finger-fucking her with two,then three fingers,remembering to keep pressure on the G spot.The extra girth of three fingers stimulates more nerve endings around the vagina.If you slow the tempo again,it requires even more stimulation to bring her back to a higher level that will manifest in an explosive orgasm.It might wear her out but a guy who knows what he’s doing can repeat this several times without her reaching orgasm.I have found that if she’s not had one for awhile her clit will already be somewhat hard and will be ready.If the teasing is prolonged it will probably be necessary for her clit to be sucked out and tongue-lashed harder each time.Over time she will flood herself with juices.When you feel that snapper of hers trying to grab your fingers and keep them inside…you can feel the gradual tightening over the course of the session…that means her orgasm is just a few seconds away.At this point you can choose to give her her release or change techniques,slow tempo,stop to take a breath,move to another place on the clitoris with just a few seconds pause etc…let her relax for just a few short seconds,then start the process again,using even more fingers,harder tongue thrusts and rough,strong sucking of the clitoris and even nibbling on it with your front upper and lower teeth.I love it when she’s that far gone.It makes for a totally explosive orgasm for her and complete muscular release.She’s exhausted afterwards.When she cums it’s like an angelic voice to my ears as she sings in the choir.As she finishes,she lifts her ass off the bed and her thighs come together around my head.It’s beautiful each time its’ witnessed.My reward is when I gently suck her,lick AROUND BUT NOT ON the clitoris area and drink the juices from her orgasm,swallowing them.The best part is that it’s a front row seat to the absolutely unique creative power of the female orgasm.Creative because a woman’s orgasmic cycle was designed by the Creator intelligently to provide increasing friction causing a male to give up his seed,causes the womb to expand allowing the shot to hit the target,causes contractions which grip the penis and milk it of seed and then pull the seed up towards the cervical opening of the womb…towards the creation of new life.It’s wonderful to witness.It’s so involuntary.It’s the act of creation,made visible.It’s so powerful that even the coldest women will lose control once they reach that place. I love giving such pleasure to my wife.Ladies first and always play the course twice.After she comes she still wants it and has even come again …We started this practice because of her frustration a few years ago over my coming too fast.Not like 30 seconds or anything…she was just not being pleasured each time we engaged.So I decided…ladies first.Any man who leaves his female partner hanging un fulfilled,while he drifts off into a nice sound sleep,leaking what’s left from the hose on his bedsheets,while she’s laying there tense and blue-knuckled next to hims is not only and idiot,but a selfish one.It’s amazing that less than 100 years ago doctors thought that the female orgasm was non-existent and they prescribed vibrators for muscle tension release?And clitoidectomies are STILL practiced in many countries. Hints:prop her knees up with pillowsPossibly put a pillow under her ass.It’s a completely defenseless position which requires trust.Relaxation is key.A hot bath or jacuzzi beforehand,followed by a full body oil massage always helps.Now that my wife has grown accustomed to this method I need to give her little encouragement after I tell her to ‘go wash up’. I’ve found that she will even turn off the home Shopping Network and head for the tub about five or so minutes after i tell her to go get clean.Now THAT is amazing. Women require little coaxing if their pleasureable experiences are regularly re-inforced.She loves it.The look of bliss on her face is the only reward I’d ever need…but the ‘after party’ suits me fine too.She’s all mine for as long as I can go…Good lick!…er…Luck.

Lauren, you sound like a self-centered bitch. You think that guys ought to know what you like because you are the center of the fucking universe? Get over yourself. Your article was terrible by the way.

I just love woman ……

I wish my man new how to eat my pussy right :-( Ive tried to tell him but he isnt willing to listen to what I have to say and acts like he knows what hes doing. I am 24 years old and have never had an orgasim but being eaten out or sex :-( I think I might be broken. My hands and toys work but thats it!

Considering 40% of women fake their orgasms, I’m guessing you can’t tell the difference. It is a FACT that most woman cannot cum from just intercourse.

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For a while ive been trying to get my gf to let me eat her out.. tomorows the day she lets me… but idfk how to do it well, she said if she dont like it then she’ll let me practice more… wish me luck!

i love to eat pussy  … and my wife loves  it too.. licked and sucked and yes … its yummy …. we are 63  have done it all our life … i give er a shave … play some .. and then i cant stand it any longer …  lick lick … she tells me its the best way to get off …. some times she sits on my  face  while i get my self off … that is frickn hot … we both cum at the same time …

how did she liek your tongue in her peepee?

Wrong you are! Nothing better than getting fucked after being eaten out. Sends me to the moon.

What a bunch of phoney baloney.
That’s the biggest load of manure, I have read from a women in a long time.

wow this artical is so true i love to give bj’s but i love to get eatin out just a much :)