Some Tweets From Seinfeld Characters, If They Had Twitter Then

Aug. 8, 2011

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In no particular order, here are some tweets that might have been written by the main characters from the hit television show Seinfeld, if Twitter was around then.

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  • Brooke2584

    best thing ever.

  • klaus

    greatest thing ever!

  • izzy

    George_Costanza 

    @jerryseinfeld Tippy toe! TIPPY TOE! 

  • richie

    I wish this was real.

  • klaus

    oh, has anyone seen Jason Alexander’s real life twitter?

    IT IS THE WORST!!!!

    At least Jerry tries his hand at some jokes. JS just retweets @OMGsexfacts between his stupid comments.

    • Hugh Lilly

      wow you’re right, his tweets are moronic. this is depressing news.

  • klaus

    oh, has anyone seen Jason Alexander’s real life twitter?

    IT IS THE WORST!!!!

    At least Jerry tries his hand at some jokes. JS just retweets @OMGsexfacts between his stupid comments.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49300307 Andrea Nero

    I want to follow Kramer.

  • RODGER

    THIS IS INCREDIBLE.  

  • RODGER

    THIS IS INCREDIBLE.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    When do they tweet about being inferior to Frasier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    When do they tweet about being inferior to Frasier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregpphoto Greg Petliski

    This was epic.

  • Anonon

    I really couldn’t comprehend how Seinfeld kept losing to Frasier. Anyway,  this was pretty much awesome! Kind of wish there were some J. Peterman tweets, too. 

  • Guesty

    @seinfeldstories:twitter is better

    • Anonymous

      jerry can’t cope with his date only liking vanilla ice cream. elaine accidentally shoplifts a pair of shoes. kramer and newman start selling bootleg 8-tracks. george starts taking diet pills

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    fucking died rofl

  • http://tomhankssuperfan.blogspot.com megan boyle

    lol

  • Art Vandelay

    This is fucking genius. JERRYYYY!!

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