Some Tweets From Seinfeld Characters, If They Had Twitter Then

In no particular order, here are some tweets that might have been written by the main characters from the hit television show Seinfeld, if Twitter was around then.
Aug. 8, 2011

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  • Brooke2584

    best thing ever.

  • klaus

    greatest thing ever!

  • izzy

    George_Costanza 

    @jerryseinfeld Tippy toe! TIPPY TOE! 

  • richie

    I wish this was real.

  • klaus

    oh, has anyone seen Jason Alexander’s real life twitter?

    IT IS THE WORST!!!!

    At least Jerry tries his hand at some jokes. JS just retweets @OMGsexfacts between his stupid comments.

  • klaus

    oh, has anyone seen Jason Alexander’s real life twitter?

    IT IS THE WORST!!!!

    At least Jerry tries his hand at some jokes. JS just retweets @OMGsexfacts between his stupid comments.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49300307 Andrea Nero

    I want to follow Kramer.

  • Hugh Lilly

    wow you’re right, his tweets are moronic. this is depressing news.

  • RODGER

    THIS IS INCREDIBLE.  

  • RODGER

    THIS IS INCREDIBLE.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    When do they tweet about being inferior to Frasier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    When do they tweet about being inferior to Frasier?

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregpphoto Greg Petliski

    This was epic.

  • Anonon

    I really couldn’t comprehend how Seinfeld kept losing to Frasier. Anyway,  this was pretty much awesome! Kind of wish there were some J. Peterman tweets, too. 

  • Guesty

    @seinfeldstories:twitter is better

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    fucking died rofl

  • Anonymous

    jerry can’t cope with his date only liking vanilla ice cream. elaine accidentally shoplifts a pair of shoes. kramer and newman start selling bootleg 8-tracks. george starts taking diet pills

  • http://tomhankssuperfan.blogspot.com megan boyle

    lol

  • Art Vandelay

    This is fucking genius. JERRYYYY!!

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