Top Five Overachieving Babies on Famous Album Covers

Mar. 22, 2011

By Tyler Trykowski info

Tyler Trykowski is a 21-year-old writer from Chicago, Illinois.

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1. Justin Bieber, “My World”

  • Age Then: 15
  • Age Today: 14 (AGE-REGRESSIVE SURGERIES OUTLINED IN LABEL CONTRACTS)
  • Compensation: $423,000,000
  • Chosen for: Ability to instantly render 14-year-old girls insane with lust, self-swiping bangs
  • Aspirations: Rendering the world free from the sorrows of one more lonely girl, congressional representative (post-puberty) TC mark

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  • http://avantgardebagpipesolos.tumblr.com/ Omar De Col

    fffffffffffuck 'the game'

  • YOGIRL

    i think maybe in the future album art will only be relevant for those released on vinyl.

  • guest

    shepard farley?

  • federico

    i wish you had actually found out who the babies were

  • erin pea

    i was expecting the chumbawumba baby…

  • Kelly

    Lil Wayne, “Tha Carter III” = honorable mention?

  • http://twitter.com/tylertry Tyler Try

    i kno rite

  • cmcm

    what about the girl from smashing pumpkins' album who is actually now IN smashing pumpkins?

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