Top Five Overachieving Babies on Famous Album Covers

Mar. 22, 2011

By Tyler Trykowski info

Tyler Trykowski is a 21-year-old writer from Chicago, Illinois.

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5. Keithroy Yearwood – Notorious B.I.G., “Ready to Die”

  • Age Then: 6 months
  • Age Today: Immortal
  • Compensation: $150, 2 hour shoot
  • Chosen for: Resplendent Afro, insouciant gaze, incredibly pinchable cheeks
  • Aspirations: Professional basketball, sports management (“sport” in question: running the streets and/or popping motherfuckers in the dome)

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  • http://avantgardebagpipesolos.tumblr.com/ Omar De Col

    fffffffffffuck 'the game'

  • YOGIRL

    i think maybe in the future album art will only be relevant for those released on vinyl.

  • guest

    shepard farley?

  • federico

    i wish you had actually found out who the babies were

  • erin pea

    i was expecting the chumbawumba baby…

  • Kelly

    Lil Wayne, “Tha Carter III” = honorable mention?

  • http://twitter.com/tylertry Tyler Try

    i kno rite

  • cmcm

    what about the girl from smashing pumpkins' album who is actually now IN smashing pumpkins?

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