The Best Performance Of Madonna’s “Vogue” You Will Ever See

Jun. 10, 2011

By Kat George info

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The kid can dance. A nine-year-old Robert Jeffrey that is, way back in the summer of 1991. Robert performed Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ in front of a blue screen at the Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, and what a performance (the best I ever did in front of a blue screen was pretend to fall down the face of a building—absolutely no skill involved)! With all the right moves, some amazing arm extensions and impressive poses, Madonna really has nothing on nine-year-old Robert. I have only one question for Robert—is that a hyper-color t-shirt you’re wearing? TC mark


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  • dip

    hope this kid never tries to run for office

  • Aaron

    I'd vote for him.

  • klaus

    Follow the link to his Vimeo page.

    He's even cuter now.

  • Noah

    it's actually mark foley.

  • http://galbatross.wordpress.com Duke Holland of Gishmale

    Watching this alone makes me feel really creepy.

  • http://www.oneyearintexas.com Perfect Circles

    So how is he going to capitalize on his 15,000 clicks of fame to find more $$$ and more exposure???

  • Rans

    great start to my weekend

  • Rrr

    honestly this thing just creeped me out

  • Charles Reinhardt

    This is inappropriate. I can't actually watch it, but the idea of it is funny.

  • klaus

    R U CRAZY?

  • Megan

    HE IS PERFECT

  • To

    He grew up to be lady gaga's choreographer

  • Aelya

    torn between laughing my ass off at the green screen background and feeling creepy

  • ironic

    Fierce!

  • Greg

    The shirt is pretty bland, but the shorts are intense in the best way possible….also this kid dances better than every adult I've ever seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=42002098 Mage Baltes

    Why do so many commenters think it's creepy to watch a child dance? HE'S A GOOD DANCER!! Appreciate.

  • Lara

    ew who are you. this is itttttttttt

  • http://www.facebook.com/t.jason.ham Jason Ham

    Goddamn. I wish I was that talented when I was nine. Sosososo cunt. Werq it girl!

    PS:  Never publicly admit that you feel creepy for watching a kid dance on video. Fucking weirdos.

  • http://pettingparty.net Rachael Williams

    Holy shit! That was awesome!

  • unuuh7
  • Guest

    sounds like high school

  • NatalieKeshlear

    mein hero.

  • Dan

    GURL AIN”T THROWING NO SHADE!

  • Hotopic

    Flash forward 20 years… Robert is now “Roberta” and the next contender on season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race!!

  • Lara

    delete this comment

  • appleping45

    http://tinyurl.com/2bk3gkl please copy the link input on your web,you will find the awesome,thanks!Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06…

  • Karoline

    You can still make your own music video at Hampton!  My friends and I are tempted to every time we visit!

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