Some Tweets From Cats, If Cats Could Use Twitter

Here are what I imagine we might see cats tweeting, if they could use Twitter.
Sep. 29, 2011

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Brandon Scott Gorrell is a writer and editor living in Brooklyn, NY.

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  • Guest

    why the hell did someone tell you that this would be funny.

    it’s not.

  • Guest

    why the hell did someone tell you that this would be funny.

    it’s not.

  • Mandatory

    sucks asssssssss

  • mashka

    this had potential but failed miserably.

  • mashka

    this had potential but failed miserably.

  • http://twitter.com/sodelightful rachel

    #rude

  • http://twitter.com/recessional ko•ko•ro

    where’s maru

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    you should look at my gerbil tweets

  • IbeG

    MARU MARU MARU <3<3

  • grace

    unimpressed.

  • http://twitter.com/mung_beans Mung Beans

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitties

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacki-Isett/746225429 Jacki Isett

    lololol i likey, playas gonna play, hatas gonna hate but DAMN this is my kitty’s inner thoughts in a nutshell 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacki-Isett/746225429 Jacki Isett

    incorrect! you have how you say…no sense of humor

  • stu

    haha i dug this

  • http://karyninny.com/ karyn

    #love

  • Jordan

    These were aight, kinda too human-like though (am I critiquing the validity of cats on twitter?).  The ‘trynna’ was a good touch though!

  • http://twitter.com/AliPants Allison

    Loved the running down the street one :D

  • Dobry Ogorek

    Maybe those people just don’t have a cat :/

  • http://goldenday.tumblr.com Kia Etienne

    LMAO “wtf has anyone seen this? icanhascheezburger.com”

  • http://www.facebook.com/grc15r Gregory Costa

    The thought of a cat being able to push individual keys.  It’s preposterous, man.  My thumbs are too stubby to text with a cell phone, and you want a cat to type with paws.  Give me a break. 

  • http://twitter.com/McJenna Jenna McBride

    Brilliant. Please make a blog/tumbler/twitter/whatever out of these. And continue.

  • http://twitter.com/McJenna Jenna McBride

    Did mommy let you use the internets again?

  • hmm

    yes make a twitter and get famous.

  • sam

    Yes, because I’m sure the goal was to impress others with this small piece.

  • Sara

    trying to figure out the mice/sheets one… idgi?

  • Sara

    trying to figure out the mice/sheets one… idgi?

  • Audrey

    When my cats are on my bed with me i run my hands under the covers because they try to attack them lol.

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