Shoe-Licking Man Appears in NYC Subway Train
Jesus. Aside from your regular commuters, tourists, and psychopathic naked racists, a new breed of NYC subway riders has been discovered – the aggressive, quite-possibly deranged shoe licking man. So if you’re interested in observing this new species of dude in the wild, just hop on the sole train. (Ok – I got that pun from the comments section of the video on YouTube.)
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It was excruciating. I was so bored. All we did was hold the throttle and sit there. All the coffee in the world couldn’t have kept me aware and upbeat. I stared at my odometer. Miles passed so slowly while time raced on.
He holds my hand in his lap, looks me directly into the eyes and says, “I love you more than the amount of sperm a blue robin makes.”
Took my own braces off with nail clippers.