Shoe-Licking Man Appears in NYC Subway Train

May. 16, 2011
I am Brandon Scott Gorrell and I am pumped!!!

Jesus. Aside from your regular commuters, tourists, and psychopathic naked racists, a new breed of NYC subway riders has been discovered – the aggressive, quite-possibly deranged shoe licking man. So if you’re interested in observing this new species of dude in the wild, just hop on the sole train. (Ok – I got that pun from the comments section of the video on YouTube.) TC mark

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  • guest

    the extent that black people will go to just to preserve the cleanliness of their 'Jordans' is just beyond me.

    • uh

      woah…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1194240045 Nora Fairchild

      hahahah i really hope you're being sarcastic. just sayin.

      • guest

        wait, you don't even look black.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      cool

  • meaningless

    the guy next to him is weary of all the craziness

  • http://twitter.com/niceflying Emma

    His thoroughness is admirable.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      Or adorable.

  • peter

    i don't appreciate the condescending tone you use in relation the shoe-licker. some people lick lollipops, some people lick shoes, whatever. sometimes, i admit, i feel like licking my own shoes in public. i admire this man's courage

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1194240045 Nora Fairchild

    i'm so thankful to live in quiet boring kansas right now

  • Tao Lin

    think I saw him servicing Bloomberg's gators in midtown…

  • Bots kent

    Guess he just ran out of boot polish

  • dalib

    My guess is he has Pica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregpphoto Greg Petliski

    Hey free shoe shine.

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