New Luxury SUV for Women Comes with World’s Most Expensive Vodka and…

Apr. 29, 2011

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RussoBaltique

RussoBaltique, a Russian luxury car company, has recently released a new Hummer-esque SUV called the “Iron.Diamond” or “L4P Ladies Only.” The vehicle is seen as a female version of their 2009 SUV, the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition.

The Dartz Prombron retailed for about $1.4 million and featured such luxuries as whale-penis leather, gold plating, various gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies, and an exhaust system made from tungsten.

But unlike the Dartz Prombron, The Iron.Diamond is free. The catch, of course, is that you have to buy a bottle of RussoBaltique’s vodka, which retails at $740,000. The Iron.Diamond includes optional snake, crocodile, or elephant skin leather for the seats – rather than whale-penis leather – a camera system to aid with parking, and a free designer vibrator with purchase.

While the price of the Iron.Diamond alone is still unknown, the first reported owner of one of the only ten Iron.Diamonds manufactured is Princess Regina Abdurazakova from Kazakhstan. TC mark

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  • http://twitter.com/lukebourassa Luke Bourassa

    Wait wait… let me get this straight.. there's a Russian luxury car company??

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      Nice.

  • yosoyrichie

    and a princess from kazakhstan can afford this?

    • http://profiles.google.com/amaviena Amanda Viers

      It was either the vodka and vibrator or education for all her country's children. The choice is clear.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/josh-mosh/28601084 josh mosh

    How much for JUST the vibrator? Also, can i order a whale penis (commonly called a 'pizzle') leather slip case for my vibrator?

  • Airivera

    That's pretty fucking disgusting. Elephant skin? How fucked up.

  • dip

    This is kind of the defintion of “the male gaze”. Who the fuck thought anyone would buy this?

  • JEAmaty

    Iron.Diamond.Zion.

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