Christian Man Thinks Everything Looks Like A Penis
So the internet is really weird and I almost can’t deal with it. Like I always knew there were a lot of people in this world who were crazy but I took solace in knowing that it wasn’t in my face 24/7. Now thanks to videos like the one above, I’m reminded of it everyday.
In this daily reminder that everyone is psycho (except for you of course), a man tries to explain that there is Satanism at the Denver International Airport by showing paintings that supposedly contain phallic symbols. I don’t doubt that there are signs of Satan at an airport (All that casual wear and La Salsa’s can’t mean anything good) but I don’t think there are any in the Doctor Office Art. I also find it weird that this old Christian dude is seeing penises when he looks at a picture of an extinct bird. Granted, I see dick when I look at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show but that’s because I’m gay and I like to surround myself with as many penis-y things as possible. What’s this guy’s excuse? Repressed sexual tendencies brought on by religion? Ha! Likely story…
So yeah. Christians still continue to be weird. The internet is still weirder. And airports have always been the root of all evil. Got it?
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When I was a boy, if you were multiracial you learned pretty quickly there was no clearly designed spaced for you in the world.
Everyone convinced you that taking the first job that would have you was the best way to secure your future, and now you’re absolutely paranoid of letting it go.
The way I see it, every object you own is connected to you by a string like the house in ‘Up,’ and each string is tied to a fishhook embedded in your abdomen.
That’s right. I also drive a Ford Aerostar with no windows. It’s practical.