Match Your Beer To Your Music

May. 26, 2011

By Kat George info

Kate George is the Managing Editor at Portable.tv. Lives like Die Hard but with a Katy Perry vibe. Follow her on ...

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Corona – J-Lo, “Love Don’t Cost A Thing”

Realize you’re drinking the girliest excuse for beer on the market and openly mock yourself. Saying things like ‘oh it was the cheapest beer at the store, I don’t like it THAT much.’ Like it THAT much. Cook a big Mexican feast for all your friends to match your beer. Know that even though the vibe is chill now, you secretly just want to dance. Hope that your friends will start toe tapping if you play enough J-Lo songs. Play lots of J-Lo songs. Watch as toes start tapping. Head to the club and switch to tequila.

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  • Ashley

    No shame, I love that Ja Rule song no matter what I'm drinking (as long as I am, in fact, drinking).

    • Katgeorge

      I liked it drinking on my roof last night

      • Falco

        Cool. You're hip.

  • persu

    I'm not going to click all those pages.

    • Guest

      Ok.

    • Katgeorge

      Oh great I'm glad you clarified that, I was actually just about to email you to check.

  • Natters

    All of these beers suck… I was hoping for something better

  • es

    did you mean for this to be the most obnoxious article ever or did it happen by accident

  • alexrax

    “Maybe plank a bit; and huzzah! now you’re an Aussie.” Oh boy, I love you for this. 

    But I don't really know who Daryl Braithwaite is :

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Statton/100001152285181 Erica Statton

    the first two are so spot on ha

  • emma

    why is the williamsburg tag misspelled?

  • duuuude…

    If your going to drop an australian beer reference it should be Victoria Bitter and Paul Kelly (or beasts of bourbon or cold chisel).

    The only reason anyone would have their mind blown by a daryl braithwaite mention is the fact that anyone is seriosly mentioning them outside the context of a cheesy joke.

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