Perhaps The Most WTF Wedding Dress Ever

Jun. 20, 2011

By Brandon Scott Gorrell info

Brandon Scott Gorrell is a writer and editor living in Brooklyn, NY.

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Obviously, what we have here is a dress fashioned to look like a two to three foot-long vagina, and I guess… it’s feminist, at least according to urlybits, although I wouldn’t be able to explain exactly how. I’m not sure where this originally came from but, oh yeah – I was leaving anyway. I’m suddenly overcome with the need to stop looking at the internet. I’m going to bed. See you guys tomorrow. TC mark

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1712117106 Jocelyn ‘Cherry Bomb’ Duncan

    Why has this happened?

  • anonymous

    :’(

  • Aelya

    what the fuck….

  • what

    NO

  • cecile

    Can’t even begin to imagine what the groom’s suit would look like.

  • Samantha DeHart

    This is insane! As if ANYONE would EVER WEAR that! LOL x) – it sure would turn some heads though that’s for sure but no on a serious note! Who in the world made THAT!? I’d love to know and WHAT they are on? Cuz seriously IT is BEYOND Tacky!!!!

  • BRO

    bro…

  • Alexandria Adair

    Haha….I think it’s pretty funny. I’m going to assume this is a response to the idea that a woman wears a white dress to represent her purity, which she maintains until it’s acceptable to give it away (to her husband, and no one else). Having a huge vagina attached to it kinda defeats that idea that a woman is “chaste” or “pure” and reminds everyone that she does, indeed, have a vagina – and uses it, freely, when she likes! 

  • amie j.amouremeelea

    i can’t even say its art. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    This turns me off 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    This turns me off 

  • SaraJane

    “uses it, freely, when she likes!” – LOL

  • SaraJane

    this is what happens as we get closer to 2012 lol

  • Sushil Kumar Adlakha

    sheer & absolute nonsense with a capital ‘ N ‘

  • Matt Putney

    Yeah, I’m going with that one. Especially because this picture looks like it was taken in an art gallery. Not a bad concept, if that was the intention.
    I just really fucking hope no one actually wore it…

  • http://profiles.google.com/btlcs90 syahmi azri

    cant imagine me wearing that on my wedding. pretty funny though
     forward 5 years and my son will ask me what am i wearing as he go through the wedding album. haha

  • http://maxwellchance.wordpress.com Duke Holland of Gishmale

    I still can’t find the clitoris. 

  • Mr Shankly

    Anyone who wore this would look like a right cunt.

  • http://ethecofem.com Bema

    Wedding night and wedding dance have been united.

  • Elle

    Haha the URL
    “here-is-a-vagina-wedding-dress”

  • MBA

    Maybe  its just a vagina-pin?

  • cass

    Something Lady Gaga would wear on her wedding day, perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    tinyurl.com/24n4nqb

  • http://diaryofafreakinrican.com/ Debbie

    Here’s a vagina CAKE to go with the vagina wedding dress! 
    http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/vagina-cake-win.jpg

  • Chris

    gives a whole new meaning to “such a pussy”

    though if i was a chick.. id totally wear it on my wedding day.. just sayin i like to be unique

  • Danablu

    The funny part is they made a hymen on the vagina.

  • http://www.facebook.com/taylor.pape Taylor Pape

    I hope it has a giant penis.. and when they announce them man and wife he inserts the penis on his suit into her dress vagina.

  • Apaller

    well it’s a wedding dress, so the vagina must have a hymen intact! purity is very important

  • Apaller

    well it’s a wedding dress, so the vagina must have a hymen intact! purity is very important

  • Do your research.

    This was a piece of work at the Glasgow School of Art summer exhibition. Clearly no-one has made this to be worn. I wouldn’t say I’m big on looking into what art ‘means’ but surely everyone jumping on this and screaming ‘ew, gross’ is about as immature as laughing when someone says vagina.  

  • Aniglobe

    puts a new slant on the ol’ classic Jane Morgan ditty…  ’the hairs of her mickey… hanging down to her knees…

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