Famous Movie Quotes Rewritten As Text Messages
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Braveheart
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Srsly, my dear, WTF?
Gone With the Wind
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Selllltttttttaaaaaaaaaa!
Sry. I’m durnk.
A Streetcar Named Desire
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Herez lookin at U kid B-)
Casablanca
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Frst rule fight club: STFU.
Fight Club
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-RU at da club wit dem hos? Tell me tha truth!
-U want tha truth? You cant handle tha truth!
A Few Good Men
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U had me @ ‘sup.’
Jerry Maguire
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Running late. Order for me. I’ll have what you’re having.
When Harry Met Sally
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-GuRls nItE!!! GeT bIZzy LiViN or gEt BiZzY dyin-
~~**~~ReD~~**~~
The Shawshank Redemption
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One sec, BRB
Terminator II: Judgment Day
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I could have been a concentric.
Contender.
Sorry.
Damn Autocorrect.
On The Waterfront
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Luke, im yur father. Lol <3 Darth
Star Wars
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FML, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
Chinatown
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Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]
The Lion King
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OMG! This shopping bag is so beautiful!
American Beauty
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-Do you know who I am, Clarice?
-Sry. I think I lost your number. Who is this?
Silence of the Lambs
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How r them apples? R people still tehre? Should I come?
Good Will Hunting
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Take the gun. jk
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
The Godfather 
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