Check Out Martha Stewart’s Human Skull in Her Kitchen

Jan. 13, 2011

By Brandon Scott Gorrell info

Brandon Scott Gorrell is a writer and editor living in Brooklyn, NY.

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Martha Stewart has a freaking human skull in her kitchen as a decorative object. See it right there past her shoulder? And no, this isn’t a Halloween episode. According to BadassDigest, Martha goes the whole episode without mentioning the skull once. WTF?

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  • http://twitter.com/tacofeelings D.

    Martha, a practitioner of skullduggery? Naw.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonobroadbent Jonathan Broadbent

    That's the skull of the lawyer who failed to keep her out of an orange jumpsuit

  • John

    skullbuggery?

  • NoahTourjee

    Martha commonly calls her male assistant “She” when apparently intoxicated on the Home Shopping Network. I wouldn't be surprised if she thinks the skull is an avocado.

  • http://tomhankssuperfan.blogspot.com megan boyle

    jesus, lol…

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