Cutest Baby in the World Has NSFW Vocabulary

Mar. 21, 2011

By Brandon Gorrell info

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18-month-old Ellie recently picked up some new words from her dad, who apparently dropped the F-bomb a few too many times in her immediate proximity. Not to worry, though: apparently the father is like, a good guy. He’s gotten a lot of shit on YouTube for being a demonic/ altogether offensive parent, to which he responded, in part:

I had just gotten home from work during the start of a heavy snow storm. I told my wife that I should probably start shoveling, but then thought better of it and said the fateful phrase. Ellie immediately repeated my words, over and over. As can be seen in the first video, I thought it was pretty funny and took a quick video on my phone. If I were a perfect parent (and who is?) I should have ignored it. But besides being a decent father, I also have a decent sense of humor.

Uh, yeah, who cares, anyway? The baby is freaking cute. So, you know. Fuck it. Just – fuck it. TC mark

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  • PERFECTCIRCLES

    I used to get my mouth washed out with soap as a child for saying less than that.

    • http://exitclov.tumblr.com exitclov

      And now you'd get put on YouTube. Maybe there is hope for the future.

      • Nonoui

        You give me hope for the future.

  • Marthabuca

    People need to chill out!
    Cute baby!!

  • http://phmadore.com P. H. Madore

    If she can say “fuck it” before she's out of diapers, she's going to be fine. Like really fine.

    “Ellie the boys at school are not going to like you if you don't wear a mini-skirt like the other girls to this thing.”

    “Fuck it.”

    “Ellie we don't have money for this field trip.”

    “Fuck it.”

    “Ellie abortions are once again illegal and wrong and dangerous.”

    “Fuck it.”

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