Accurate Tourism Slogans For Several European Countries

What about Iceland?

Yankee fuckin’ cunt

Sorry but this was REALLY bad…it reeks of American ignorance about the rest of the World (and yes, I do have a sense of humour)

God, this is dreadful. A mixture of crashingly obvious, unfunny stereotypes, and blithe ignorance. Write it again and make it funny please.

Yeah, this is just lame, really. I don’t know why you bothered.

I think she is called Middleton.

I don’t know what’s worse about this, how unfunny and stereotypical it is or the fact that you couldn’t even come up with this lame idea yourself

This is brilliant, and big props for putting Slovenia on there!

I was super hopeful that this would deliver.. but it didn’t. Plus, where’s Ukraine?? Alas, we are always overlooked… even in trite unfunny ThoughtCatalog articles. Shame. 

Don’t get her confused as an American. She’s Aussie. American girls don’t have skin thick enough to continually post predictable and bland articles, such as this let-down-of-the-century, on TC and deal with the peanut gallery’s…constructive criticism.

Try harder. Read like it was written on the back of a napkin in 5 minutes.

Lame.

Pleasseee give it up!!! Have mercy!

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I am continually surprised at the amount of comments pieces such as this get from people who clearly can’t get this is meant to be a joke playing on obvious stereotypes. 

The Canada version! http://awesomelybadthings.tumblr.com/post/9127512734/accurate-tourism-slogans-for-canada

Could the author (or someone who feels to do that) explain me the Czech Republic one? Thanks.

Okay, I thought for about two seconds and came up with better ones:

Germany: “If you’re the kind of person that enjoys bondage clubs and 20th C. history then Germany wants to meet you!”Greece: “Shaved meat and the origins of democracy FTW.”Romania: “We may no longer be communist but we kept the architecture!”Cyprus: “The Felix Unger and Oscar Madison of the Mediterranean.”Turkey: “Smokers welcome.”

Italy: “It’s actually called the Flavian Amphitheatre.”

Hey, here’s a novel idea! If you don’t like her STOP FUCKING READING HER ARTICLES. Then you don’t have to bitch about how you don’t like her writing. Fucking idiots.

i actually thought this was really cute and funny. esp. sweden’s “ikea” and  montenegro’s “that place james bond went to once”
solid job

I take it that this is a sign of American Ignorance as they fail either to represent the UK as a whole or individually!!!! Where is Scotland, Ireland or Wales…..are you having trouble finding it on a map!

Yikes. She did say “several european countries” not ALL european countries. People should get a grip, and if you’re personal favorite country was skipped, instead of writing a spiteful commenting blasting the ignoring of your homeland- write one!

Poland: Lovers of perogies and popes!

What about Ireland?there was soooooooooooo many funny lines you could have gone with…:(