10 Types Of People I Do Not Trust

Arbitrary negative comment so someone can call me a “Kat George hater” and then tell me “where’s your writing, then, you self-absorbed sycophant?”

Seriously, though, I think this is a writing equivalent of the drunkest girl at the bar. She might be nice when she’s sober but right now she’s too loud, too overbearing, and too much a lot of other things. I want to like your writing, and some of it I think is alright, but a lot just feels forced and loud. If that makes sense.

Jesus Christ, I had like… 4 fish tacos last night. Coincidence? 

I like fish tacos and Angelina Jolie. And I say trust me all the time, mostly before I get people to do something where I’ve left out important details like the fact that there’s about to be a blizzard or that there will be police.

Shut up, everyone–this is great.
(Except for the title of #10 because the “that” should be a ”who”.)

you stop writing

2,3,5 & 10. Awesome.

I don’t trust people who writes list of people they don’t trust. Just sayin.

The opinions of a late adolescent girl who probably puts ketchup on everything; thanks TC – you get better everyday.

Or worse, ranch!

“Spain *WHOSE* hotdogs inevitably”

“Spain *WHOSE* hotdogs inevitably”

” Kat George has recently graduated from the putrid tan mixture of equal parts mustard and ketchup in the school lunchroom.”

~fragile organism~

This post is funny if not taken seriously. 

awkward considering number 10…

This isn’t funny because it’s lazy.

hear hear!

Um ok. Sorry I think this is seriously so relative to personal opinion and not even funny as satirical as it may be attended. Diane Keaton? Really? Peaked in Annie Hall honestly the last thing I want to see is another Diane Keaton romantic comedy where she’s wearing a full skirt with a wide belt and crying about having menopause.

Also don’t trust Romanian gypsies that speak English? Ok. All Romanians are gypsies, didn’t you know? Don’t trust any Eastern Europeans, ESPECIALLY if they’re educated and speak another language they’ll probably rape and kill you.

FISH TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first you make the difference between romanian and gypsy, but the headline says that romanians who speak perfect english are not trustworthy. because somehow all romanians are gypsies. vampires, as well. i speak perfect spanish as well and i drink virgin blood. it’s not really anyone’s fault but yours that you would get in a car with a guy that promises to take you wherever. i’ve hitch hiked all of europe and nothing ever happened to me, so it’s gotta be you.

Sometimes I like your writing, but mostly I just feel like you’re spitting out sub-par articles in an effort to match Ryan’s posting frequency. Hate to break it to you, but there’s only one Ryan O’Connell.

Murder yourself.

Nailed it. I’ve been speaking out against Kat for months now with very little support. She’s awful and desperately needs to stop.

Not a fan of the whole “women can’t be vegetarian” thing. But I guess I’m too much of a fragile organism to have a real opinon about it. ):

but really though, WHY is everyone on Ryan O’Connell’s D? The reason it is easy for this girl to mock his writing is because his writing is not that truly complicated to mimic. 

I am just not a fan of incredibly self-obsessed writing is all. I don’t think writing about yourself is necessarily self-obsessed but.. I dunno, just think there could be a lot more.

Like the part about the Romanian man. If that really happened, I am so sorry she had to go through that but I just cannot see anyone being so nonchalant if the situation was half as serious as it was. And maybe that’s just her way of dealing, I can’t presume to know. If that really did happen, I’d love to hear a real, emotional account of it instead of offhanded jokes.

There are so many things that piss me off in this article, starting with #1 because I am a vegan. But I admit it’s funny and the argument you make about forgoing cravings is absolutely true, I do crave meat but I have something else in my conscious that supersedes that. 

I’m not going to be an asshole about this because I know what you were going for, and I think you pulled it off. 

I thought we were supposed to be crying bloody murder for Ben and Jerry’s on that magical week.  I’m so confused.

People take some of these articles WAY too serious. Read them, enjoy them, and keep on living your life no biggie.

This was FUN! I agree with you, Kat, in all of the aforementioned and have a J.Lo-ish body, two things I know you like/admire,  Marry me. 

 ”Bleeding Out Of Your Vagina Makes You Crave Meat (Both Kinds)”

ohmygod.

This should just be posted on your personal blog/Tumblr instead here. 

But that shit’s so good with corn dogs.  

I don’t think so. I like it.

Good article, I agree with this list

This was and is funny. Ya’ll need to lighten the fuck up. Jesus! You are NOT invited to the ice cream social because you’re a downer!

I have never ever craved meat when pmsing. I didn’t even think this was a thing.

That’s cuz you are an idiot

I only disagree with number 1. I don’t crave red meat . . . ever. I crave anything else under the sun. AGREE about chicken.

Too bad your thoughts about the Romanian man didn’t actually happen :( 

She is the worst. Ok well Hannah Daly is the worst, but Kat George is right up there.

not to be sexist, but [enter sexist comment here]

 The sad part is when you described full skirt with wide belt, I knew exactly what you meant.  You could also substitute that with pencil skirt and wide belt. 

I went on a date with a Romanian guy, during the course of it he said, ‘I could kill you and no one would know.’ I assume he was joking because I’m still alive, but I can’t say I found that very endearing.

I object to the one about facebook.  The thing we non facebook users are hiding is that your life is much more awesome when you’re not reading random boring crap about people you don’t even really like in most cases.  That’s the secret.  Don’t tell anyone.

Hey, you’re not me.  You’re making it look like I’ve posted on this article like fifty times.  

I’m me bitch!!

=’(

YOU”VE ALREADY POSTED THIS ARTICLE

 I got mugged in SF by a black dude. Does that mean I should never trust black men because ONE PERSON fucked me over? Sorry bout what happened to ya in Romania, but try not to be so bigoted. It just makes you look ignorant.

I love this, fuck the haters.

Full article detailing the story of #9, please?

I cannot stop reading your stuff. I can’t read it in public because people react strangely to me crying from laughing so fucking hard.

Deciding to disconnect from Facebook has nothing to do with ‘hiding’ shit, but it has everything to do with living life outside of an eternal time sucker.

Yeah, I don’t agree with #1. Did you ever think that the reason women are vegan and/or vegetarian is because they have a reason for it? Like wanting to be healthy or a passion for animals? Just saying. Red meat isn’t good for you. And honestly…when I’m on my period…the only thing on my mind is ice cream and other sweets. Not meat. Well, meat…but not the kind you were talking about.

But I recognize this post is your opinion so I ain’t tryna hate.

This is for real. Add:
1) People who don’t like cheese. 
2) No vegan in the world can be trusted, and any person who is vegetarian by choice.
3) People who refer to feet as feets or shrimp as shrimps or deer as deers. 

This is for real. Add:
1) People who don’t like cheese. 
2) No vegan in the world can be trusted, and any person who is vegetarian by choice.
3) People who refer to feet as feets or shrimp as shrimps or deer as deers. 

hmm…seriously, don’t be so judgemental about Romanians. gypsies, yes, they’re here, most of them annoy us, but don’t get all racist and generalize, please, stereotypes like these piss me off. yes, I’m a perfectly educated Romanian, I speak nearly-perfect English, it doesn’t mean I’m a psycho who keeps bodies of foreigners in the basement. I enjoyed the first part of the article, and then I saw the horrible thing you did there.
And btw, where exactly did you go to, in Romania? there are lots of awesome places, and I’m not bragging, but pleaaase stop labeling everything.(I don’t trust judgemental people)

oh hey. come here, let me murder you, while I recite Shakespeare with a pretty accurate British accent.

Bacon, feta cheese, and a fried piece of fish would make for a great taco

I swear you’ve already written this exact same article before.. Like i can’t put my finger on it but I’m seriously having de ja vu reading this

ta.gg/55j

this is terribly lazy and unfunny. 

it’s on her blog.

it’s on her blog.

it’s on her blog.

11. people who are too nice.  (you like everyone? really? you never feel like being an asshole, even for a second? really?)
12. people who are passive-aggressive (either grow some balls or realize that no one cares and move on).
13. people who feel the need to constantly talk about how they went to a “really good college that is practically an ivy.” (what does that even mean? this just comes off insecure)
14. people who think medicare and medicaid are the same thing. (ummmm…)
15. people who stereotype frequently and are shocked when someone else mentions an exception to the rule.
16. people who brush up against you in a crowded subway car and then look at you rudely and say “excuse me!!” (uh, you’re the one who brushed up against ME…but I wasn’t going to call you out on it, cuz, you know IT’S RUSH HOUR IN A BIG CITY! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?)
17. People who write “lol” or “:)” at the end of 90% of the text messages they write (unless you are under 15 or trying to be ironic…unacceptable).
18. people who say “yeah I hear dark chocolate is really good for you,” and then subsequently eat the whole bar and think they’re being ‘healthy’ (you passed 5th grade health, right?)
19. people who take everything seriously/literally and have no conception of humor (unless you’re mildly autistic, i really don’t know what to tell you)
20. people who update their facebook status daily describing mundane things they are doing or how awesome their boyfriend/girlfriend is (im sure whatever you’re doing/he/she is really great…but no one wants to see it in their facebook newsfeed every day)

11. people who are too nice.  (you like everyone? really? you never feel like being an asshole, even for a second? really?)
12. people who are passive-aggressive (either grow some balls or realize that no one cares and move on).
13. people who feel the need to constantly talk about how they went to a “really good college that is practically an ivy.” (what does that even mean? this just comes off insecure)
14. people who think medicare and medicaid are the same thing. (ummmm…)
15. people who stereotype frequently and are shocked when someone else mentions an exception to the rule.
16. people who brush up against you in a crowded subway car and then look at you rudely and say “excuse me!!” (uh, you’re the one who brushed up against ME…but I wasn’t going to call you out on it, cuz, you know IT’S RUSH HOUR IN A BIG CITY! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?)
17. People who write “lol” or “:)” at the end of 90% of the text messages they write (unless you are under 15 or trying to be ironic…unacceptable).
18. people who say “yeah I hear dark chocolate is really good for you,” and then subsequently eat the whole bar and think they’re being ‘healthy’ (you passed 5th grade health, right?)
19. people who take everything seriously/literally and have no conception of humor (unless you’re mildly autistic, i really don’t know what to tell you)
20. people who update their facebook status daily describing mundane things they are doing or how awesome their boyfriend/girlfriend is (im sure whatever you’re doing/he/she is really great…but no one wants to see it in their facebook newsfeed every day)

i’m more than half these things

You say you don’t trust adults who don’t know the difference between “you’re” and “your,” yet you demonstrate in item 5 that you don’t know the difference between “who’s” and “whose.” Clearly you don’t care enough for the most basic of grammatical skills, and can’t be trusted yourself.

dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumbbbb.
Can this really be categorized as a thought?

Never trust the Roma. Roma will get you.

she IS australian, so maybe they/she uses who’s instead of whose or just doesn’t give a fuck bout it

I see many number 19′s here in TC 

1 week clean over here! Please, someone be happy for me?

dude honestly when i’m menstruating i don’t even have an appetite. and when i’m heartbroken i don’t feel like eating either. multi vitamins and spinach and enough protein do the trick for me though to maintain some kind of equilibrium

#10 on Facebook makes me have a great urge to correct them.  
I resist so that they don’t hate me forever.

Stab me for this later if you must, be you, madam, cannot be trusted either:
who’s =/= whose

Still, I liked this list very much and have printed it out and stuck it on my wall for future reference.

Stab me for this later if you must, be you, madam, cannot be trusted either:
who’s =/= whose

Still, I liked this list very much and have printed it out and stuck it on my wall for future reference.

Stab me for this later if you must, be you, madam, cannot be trusted either:
who’s =/= whose

Still, I liked this list very much and have printed it out and stuck it on my wall for future reference.

Might wanna go to the doctor to get that checked out.

Kat George please keep writing. Thank you. :)

I don’t have to. They’re not “everywhere”, like some might think, I personally know…one Roma. 

Um girl, WTF with the *vegan* part?

SO not true.
I crave Doritos.
Sincerely, a ~ fragile organism ~ ja.
PS: The part of non-ticklishable* people is spot on though! ;)

Ignorance is so sad.

Red meat actually increases cramps…and I can’t say I’ve ever craved red meat around my period. 

Happy for you!

damn it, same here. 

oops. “as satirical as it may be *intended” 

you’re and your. my biggest peeve.

you’re and your. my biggest peeve.

According to this list, I am shall not be trusted for I am too nice and I ‘lol’ too often.  

I don’t have to inhale a cheeseburger in order to replenish my iron levels when I’m on my period. Trust me.  Soya-fuelled farts on you and on this article.

This is an awesome article and very funny (talking butterflies lol!) and some people who commented here need to chill out.

It is interesting and hilarious. Great amusing article!

Ugh. More self posessed narcistic nonsense. Go outside and get some fresh air u twit.

Thank you for writing this.

This was fairly amusing to read. And agree about the romanian part, over half the eastern europeans cannot be trusted. And I live in Europe myself. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not stereotyping anyone, I had some great friends back in college who were from Poland, Bulgaria and Croatia and I loved them a lot! It’s just the other half that gives them a bad name. Gypsies to be exact. They’re everywhere and I never trusted them. They’re a bunch of backstabbers. Give them a hand and they cut it off, feed it to the dogs, steal all your money, rape you til your senses are nearly gone, take your house keys, emptying the entire place and threaten you to kill you and your loved ones if you even dare to talk about this to someone.

I say don’t trust gipsies, even if they’re the last living thing on Earth.

As for the haters; CHILL, PEOPLE! This is partially meant to be a JOKE! I mean, how can you NOT trust talking butterflies?!?

“3. People who don’t have FacebookWHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?”
It’s not a what, it’s a where. We’re trying to hide in the ever-dwindling social space that isn’t occupied by privacy-invading quick fixes and image-conscious attention whores.

However, I will concede that anyone who says “trust me” is not to be trusted, and the story about the Romanian who spoke perfect English was priceless.

Stick with it. It only gets better.

do not trust GoD!