10 Terrible Movies That Are Totally Awesome

May. 20, 2011

By Brandon Scott Gorrell info

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7. Conan the Barbarian (1982) and Conan the Destroyer (1984)

The two Conan movies are perhaps my favorite on this list. Action, special effects, magic and fantasy abound, they have all the elements of movies that are terrible but extremely awesome. Wizards and magic runes dot the fantasy landscape throughout the two films, and there’s even a part where Conan is having sex with a woman and she turns into a monster and tries to kill him! It’s awesome.

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  • Oliver Miller

    omg.

  • MA

    Waterworld should be added to this. Is anyone else with me!? Anyone? Anyone?

  • EB

    Wicker Man is by far my favorite bad movie of all time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/duncan.cumming1 Duncan Cumming

      the original or the remake?

  • ryan chang

    when i read the tile i immediately thought 'triple-boobed, arnold schwarzenegger fest'

  • http://twitter.com/lukebourassa Luke Bourassa

    “Stop eating my SESAME CAKE!”

    “Get yo ass to Mars…”

  • Rachel B

    Come on, no Labyrinth? Fantastically terrible movie.

  • Hugparty

    Beastmaster II. Full of win/fail.

    • http://www.coinoperatedgirl.net Crystal

      I was hoping to see that on the list too!

  • http://heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com/ tao

    congo ass

  • http://entropicalia.wordpress.com Alison

    Oh man. The Cutting Edge was one of my absolute favorite movies when I was a kid. My brother gave me a copy on DVD last Christmas just to make fun of me for it. Must say. Still kinda like it.

    • http://www.twitter.com/lorianlong lorian long

      seems like a lot of female friendships are based on a shared love for the cutting edge. you've got the wrong trailer, but it's good to know there's a terrible remake of a terrible film. 'chasing the dream'

      • http://entropicalia.wordpress.com Alison

        Huh I can't say I've had a connection with anyone over The Cutting Edge, male or female. Usually its just blank stares or “you are kidding, right?” So I will take this opportunity to say TOOOOOEEEEEEPIIICCCKKK. The end.

      • http://www.twitter.com/lorianlong lorian long

        oops meant to say 'a lot of my female friendships.' 'fingerpainting?'

  • freddy

    Total Recall, Dead Alive and Death Race 2000 are great movies. Sometimes I feel like I sincerely like a lot of stuff other people only like ironically. I don't get it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GOFHPB6YP6P6NEC4ZVEU2H2B2Q RaiderHays

    My pitch for a terrible movie that is awesome…???

    Heavy Metal!!!  Great soundtrack… visually? it's just ok animation… Storyline is weak. But it is a terrible and AWESOME movie!

  • Steveness

    How about Terrible Lists by the Bored and Clueless?

  • Sofia

    You NEED to include The Fifth Element.

  • tommy wiseau

    man you forgot the room

  • Bone

    was crossing my fingers so hard for RUSH HOUR but damn

    or BRUCE ALMIGHTY or THE MASK

  • JoeyMartin

    kuato is fucked up

  • http://profiles.google.com/mopeyprincess mopey P

    Why do I have to click so much??

  • Guest

    UM STARSHIP TROOPERS!???

  • Uhnonnymus

    I stopped reading after Total Recall because  that movie is only bad if you have no taste and I don't feel like clicking through 8 more pages of nonsense.

  • yellowflower

    Avatar=Pocohantas. In space.

  • ror1

    What a strange article.  I think, I assume, a pretty effective satire of dreadfully glib movie reviews that are based almost exclusively on cutesy irony and sarcasm + manufactured nostalgia.  Great work.

  • http://twitter.com/Sscottie Scott Lewis

    anything with Sharon Stone

  • http://twitter.com/andshewasnt genna mae

    Where is Steven Seagal on this list? He's the king of terrible/awesome movies. Proof: Marked for Death.

  • http://iconography.tumblr.com/ Richaod

    The Room. Enough said.

  • sulj

    jurassic park!  dino snot on that poor girl, shaving cream cans full of dragon embryos, indiana jones look alike…. not even a question.

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