10 Proposed Surgeon General’s Warnings

Jul. 13, 2011

By Brandon Scott Gorrell info

Brandon Scott Gorrell is a writer and editor living in Brooklyn, NY.

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Your Living Room

photo: deansouglass

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Your Printer

photo: Sir Adavis

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Porn

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The Sun Unexpectedly Beginning To Rise And You’re Still Partying

photo: Sean MacEntee

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Your Significant Other

photo: lboogiepeace

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  • http://twitter.com/whoismau Mauricio

    Thanks for this. Legit just printed the printer image full size and taped it above the copy machine at my job. Copy machines count as printers, right? The feelings are the same, anyway.

  • guest

    god why didn’t my boyfriend come with that warning

  • fed

    living room warning speaks the truth

  • Jordan

    I’ve always enjoyed the sun coming up after partying, that means I did it right

  • Jordan

    And most likely continue doing it because it’s daytime and I’m still drunk!

  • Jordan

    And most likely continue doing it because it’s daytime and I’m still drunk!

  • Jordan

    And most likely continue doing it because it’s daytime and I’m still drunk!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mopeyprincess mopey P

    The thing about anxiety induced by the morning birds after a weekday night out is tooo real. Those birdsounds give me so many feelings.

    I can’t tell if I feel more pissed (both at myself and the stupid birds), scared (of sleeping through work), or sadenvious (bc I know morning types like my officemate are about to wake up naturally to go run 3 miles and bake a cake before 9 am).

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamahmad Ahmad Radheyyan

    :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    I get it now! 

  • scin

    hahah YES the sun coming up/birds is such an existential killjoy.

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