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  26 Lesser-Known Reasons To Call Your Girlfriend

  It’s also time that you two “had the talk.” But in this case, “the talk” is about how you need more dish soap, and you’re really sorry that you forgot to put it on the list, but you didn’t think she was going to go to the store straight from work.

  By Laura Jayne Martin

  Laura lives and writes in NYC.

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  8 Ways Female Party Animals Behave Like Actual Animals

  Hell hath no fury like a hungry drunk girl. A drunk girl who wants (NEEDS) food is more dangerous then an angry dinosaur who wants her stolen egg back.

  By Donielle Muranksy

  Donielle Muransky lives and writes in New York City. For now.

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  My Letter To Cosmopolitan Magazine

  The tip I found most upsetting was “Try placing a donut on your man’s shaft. Then go down on him while slowly devouring the tasty treat.” You see, Cosmo, I have Celiac’s Disease, which means I can’t eat wheat flour, the #1 ingredient in donuts. It’s tragic to think of all the ways this negatively impacts my sex life.

  By Alison Griffin Vingiano

  Alison Griffin Vingiano is a Brooklyn based writer & comedian.

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  Ways Backpacking Can Be Gross

  To this day I often inspect my underwear for creepy crawlies before making contact.

  By Lee Andrews

  Lee Andrews is endlessly entertained by her own inner dialogue; a survival strategy formed by spending far too much time on her own abroad.

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